American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“Work?” echoed the Jerseyman, with the air of an unsuccessful candidate
musing over the “saddest words of thought or pen;” “I started with
thirteen ounces, an’ in twenty minutes I was borryin’ the price of a
drink from the dealer. _That’s_ how it worked.”
Certain other miners looked sorrowful; it was evident that they, too,
had been reckless, and had trusted to luck, and that in a place where
gold-digging and gambling were the only two means of proving the
correctness of their theory, it was not difficult to imagine by which
one they were disappointed.
“Long an’ short of it’s jest this,” resumed Cairo Jake, straightening
himself for a moment, and picking some coarse gravel from his pan, “Tom
Chafflin’s always in luck. His claim pays better’n anybody else’s; he
always gets the lucky number at a raffle, his shovel don’t never break,
an’ his chimbly ain’t always catchin’ a-fire. He’s gone down to ’Frisco
now, an’ I’ll bet a dozen ounces that jest cos he’s aboard, the old boat
’ll go down an’ back without runnin’ aground a solitary durned time.”
No one took up Cairo Jake’s bet, so that it was evident he uttered the
general sentiment of the mining camp of Quicksilver Bar.
Every man, in the temporary silence which followed Jake’s summary, again
bent industriously over his pan, until the scene suggested an amateur
water-cure establishment returning thanks for basins of gruel, when
suddenly the whole line was startled into suspension of labor by the
appearance of London George, who was waving his hat with one hand and a
red silk handkerchief with the other, while with his left foot he was
performing certain _pas_ not necessary to successful pedestrianism.
“Quicksilver Bar hain’t up to snuff—oh, no! Ain’t a catchin’ up with
’Frisco—not at all! Little Chestnut don’t know how to run a saloon, an’
make other shops weep—not in the least—not at all—oh, no!”
“Eh?” inquired half a dozen.
“Don’t b’leeve me if you don’t want to, but just bet against it ’fore
you go to see—that’s all!” continued London George, fanning himself with
his hat.
“George,” said Judge Baggs, with considerable asperity, “ef you _are_ an
Englishman, try to speak your native tongue, an’ explain what you mean
by actin’ ez ef you’d jes’ broke out of a lunatic ‘sylum. Speak quick,
or I’ll fine you drinks for the crowd.”
“Just as lieve you would,” said the unabashed Briton, “seein’—seein’
Chestnut’s got a female—a woman—a lady cashier—there! Guess them San
Francisco saloons ain’t the only ones that knows what’s what—not any!”
“I don’t b’leeve a word of it,” said the judge, washing his hands rather
hastily; “but I’ll jest see for myself.”
Cairo Jake looked thoughtfully on the retreating form of the judge, and
remarked:
“He’ll feel ashamed of hisself when he gits thar an’ finds he’ll hev to
drink alone. Reckon I’ll go up, jest to keep him from feelin’ bad.”
Several others seemed impressed by the same idea, and moved quite
briskly in the direction of Chestnut’s saloon.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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