American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
They gave out that they came from Carmi, so, once or twice, when
captains with whom the Chums were engaged determined to seek a cargo up
the Wabash, upon which river Carmi was located, inquisitive roustabouts
became light-hearted. But, alas, for the vanity of human hopes! when the
boat reached Carmi the Chums could not be found, nor could any
inhabitant of Carmi identify them by the descriptions which were given
by inquiring friends.
At length they became known, in their collective capacity, as one of the
institutions of the river. Captains knew them as well as they knew
Natchez or Piankishaw Bend, and showed them to distinguished passengers
as regularly as they showed General Zach. Taylor’s plantation, or the
scene of the Grand Gulf “cave,” where a square mile of Louisiana dropped
into the river one night. Captains rather cultivated them, in fact,
although it was a difficult bit of business, for roustabouts who
wouldn’t say “thank you” for a glass of French brandy, or a genuine,
old-fashioned “plantation cigar,” seemed destitute of ordinary handles
of which a steamboat captain could take hold.
Lady passengers took considerable notice of them, and were more
successful than any one else at drawing them into conversation. The
linguistic accomplishments of the Chums were not numerous, but it did
one good to see Black lose his scared, furtive look when a lady
addressed him, and to see the affectionate deference with which he
appealed to Red, until that worthy was drawn into the conversation. When
Black succeeded in this latter-named operation, he would, by insensible
stages, draw himself away, and give himself up to enthusiastic
admiration of his partner, or, apparently, of his conversational
ability.
The Spring of 1869 found the Chums in the crew of the _Bennett_, “the
peerless floating palace of the Mississippi,” as she was called by those
newspapers whose reporters had the freedom of the _Bennett’s_ bar; and
the same season saw the _Bennett_ staggering down the Mississippi with
so heavy a load of sacked corn, that the gunwales amidships were fairly
under water.
The river was very low, so the _Bennett_ kept carefully in the channel;
but the channel of the great muddy ditch which drains half the Union is
as fickle as disappointed lovers declare women to be, and it has no more
respect for great steamer-loads of corn than Goliath had for David.
A little Ohio river-boat, bound upward, had reported the sudden
disappearance of a woodyard a little way above Milliken’s Bend, where
the channel hugged the shore, and with the woodyard there had
disappeared an enormous sycamore-tree, which had for years served as a
tying-post for steamers.
As live sycamores are about as disinclined to float as bars of lead are,
the captain and pilot of the _Bennett_ were somewhat concerned—for the
sake of the corn—to know the exact location of the tree.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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