American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“I DON’T GENERALLY SHOOT TILL THE OTHER FELLER DRAWS.”
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The old man flushed as the chairman proceeded, and when the indictment
reached its end, he replied, in a tone which indicated anything but
respect for the court:
“I’ve got just this to say, that I paid my way here, I’ve asked no odds
of any man sence I’ve ben here, an’ that anybody that takes pains to
meddle with my affairs is an impudent scoundrel!”
Saying which, the old man turned to go, while the court was paralyzed
into silence.
But Tom Dosser, a new arrival, and a famous shot, now stepped in front
of the old man.
“I ax yer parding,” said Tom, in the blandest of tones, “but, uv course,
yer didn’t mean me when yer mentioned impudent scoundrels?”
“Yes, I did—I meant you, and ev’rybody like yer,” replied the old man.
Tom’s hand moved toward his pistol. The chairman expeditiously got out
of range. Stumpy Flukes promptly retired to the extreme end of the bar,
and groaned audibly.
The old man _was_ in the wrong; but, then, wasn’t it _too_ mean, when
blood was so hard to get out, that these difficulties _always_ took
place just after he’d got the floor clean?
“I don’t generally shoot till the other feller draws,” explained Tom
Dosser, while each man in the room wept with emotion as they realized
they had lived to see Tom’s skill displayed before their very eyes—“I
don’t generally shoot till the other feller draws; but you’d better be
spry. I usually make a little allowance for age, but——”
Tom’s further explanations were indefinitely delayed by an abnormal
contraction of his trachea, the same being induced by the old man’s
right hand, while his left seized the unhappy Thomas by his waist-belt,
and a second later the dead shot of Blugsey’s was tossed into the middle
of the floor, somewhat as a sheaf of oats is tossed by a practiced hand.
“Anybody else?” inquired the old man. “I’ll back Vermont bone an’ muscle
agin’ the hull passel of ye, even if I _be_ a deacon. ‘The angel of the
Lord encampeth round about them that fear him.’”
“The angel needn’t hurry hisself,” said Tom Dosser, picking himself up,
one joint at a time. “Ef that’s the crowd yer travelin’ with, and
they’ve got a grip anything like yourn, I don’t want nothin’ to do with
’em.”
Boston Ben looked excited, and roared:
“This court’s adjourned _sine die_.”
Then he rushed up to the newly announced deacon, caught him firmly by
the right hand, slapped him heartily between the shoulders, and
inquired, rather indignantly:
“Say, old Angelchum, why didn’t you ever let folks know yer style,
instead uv trottin’ ‘round like a melancholy clam with his shells shut
up tight? That’s what this crowd wants to know! Now yev opened down to
bed-rock, we’ll git English Sam from Sonora, an’ git up the tallest kind
uv a rasslin’ match.”
“Not unless English Sam meddles with my business, you won’t,” replied
the deacon, quickly. “I’ve got enough to do fightin’ speretual foes.”
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