American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Both worked hard and shook often (with ague) between the seed time and
harvest, but neither had succeeded in amassing such comfortable results
as had seemed to reward the efforts of their neighbor Matalette. For the
listener had not heard half the story of Matalette’s advantages. He was
as good-natured, smart and hospitable as he was lucky. He indulged in
the unusual extravagance of a hired cook; and the neighbors, though
they, on principle, disapproved of such expenditure, never failed to
appreciate the results of the said cook’s labors.
Matalette had a sideboard, too, and the contents smelled and tasted very
unlike the liquor which was sold at the only store in Bonpas Bottoms.
When young Lauquer, who was making a gallant fight against a stumpy
quarter section, had his only horse lie down and die just as the second
corn-plowing season came on, it was Matalette who supplied the money
which bought the new horse.
When the inhabitants of the Bottoms wondered and talked and argued about
the advisability of trying some new seed-wheat, which had the reputation
of being very heavy, Matalette settled the whole question by ordering a
large lot, and distributing it with his compliments.
Lastly—though the statement has not, strictly speaking, any agricultural
bearing—Matalette had a daughter. There were plenty of daughters among
the families in Bonpas Bottoms, and many of them were very estimable
girls; but Helen Matalette was very different from any of them.
“Always knows just what to say and do,” remarked Syle Conover, one day,
at the store, where the male gossips of the neighborhood met to exchange
views. “A fellow goes up to see Matalette—goes in his shirt-sleeves, not
expectin’ to see any women around—when who comes to the door but _her_.
For a minute a fellow wishes he could fly, or sink; next minute he feels
as if he’d been acquainted with her for a year. Hanged if I understand
it, but she’s the kind of gal I go in fur!”
The latter clause of Syle’s speech fitly expressed the sentiments of all
the young men in Bonpas Bottoms, as well as of many gentlemen not so
young.
Old men—farmers with daughters of their own—would cheerfully forego the
delights of either a prayer-meeting or a circus, and suddenly find some
business to transact with Matalette, whenever there seemed a reasonable
chance of seeing Helen; and such of them as had sons of a marriageable
age would express to those young men their entire willingness to be
promoted to the rank of fathers-in-law.
There was just one unpleasant thing about the Matalettes, both father
and daughter, and that was, the ease with which one could startle them.
It was rather chilling, until one knew Matalette well, to see him
tremble and start violently on being merely slapped on the shoulder by
some one whose approach he had not noticed; it was equally unpleasant
for a newcomer, on suddenly confronting Helen, to see her turn pale, and
look quickly and furtively about, as if preparing to run.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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