English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
She kept her eyes resolutely shut while Sophie got up--with what a
horrible creaking of the joints!--walked over to the dressing-table,
and stood there, rustling faintly, through what seemed an eternity.
What a life, my God, what a life! Slow footsteps trailed back again.
She opened her eyes. Oh, that was far better, far better.
“Thank you, Sophie. You look much less tired now.” She got up briskly.
“And now we must hurry.” Full of energy, she ran to the wardrobe.
“Goodness me,” she exclaimed, throwing up her hands, “you’ve forgotten
to put in my blue evening dress. How could you be so stupid, Sophie?”
THE PORTRAIT
“Pictures,” said Mr. Bigger; “you want to see some pictures? Well,
we have a very interesting mixed exhibition of modern stuff in our
galleries at the moment. French and English, you know.”
The customer held up his hand, shook his head. “No, no. Nothing modern
for me,” he declared, in his pleasant northern English. “I want real
pictures, old pictures. Rembrandt and Sir Joshua Reynolds and that sort
of thing.”
“Perfectly.” Mr. Bigger nodded. “Old Masters. Oh, of course we deal in
the old as well as the modern.”
“The fact is,” said the other, “that I’ve just bought a rather large
house--a Manor House,” he added, in impressive tones.
Mr. Bigger smiled; there was an ingenuousness about this simple-minded
fellow which was most engaging. He wondered how the man had made his
money. “A Manor House.” The way he had said it was really charming.
Here was a man who had worked his way up from serfdom to the
lordship of a manor, from the broad base of the feudal pyramid to the
narrow summit. His own history and all the history of classes had
been implicit in that awed proud emphasis on the “Manor.” But the
stranger was running on; Mr. Bigger could not allow his thoughts to
wander farther. “In a house of this style,” he was saying, “and with
a position like mine to keep up, one must have a few pictures. Old
Masters, you know; Rembrandts and What’s-his-names.”
“Of course,” said Mr. Bigger, “an Old Master is a symbol of social
superiority.”
“That’s just it,” cried the other, beaming; “you’ve said just what I
wanted to say.”
Mr. Bigger bowed and smiled. It was delightful to find some one who
took one’s little ironies as sober seriousness.
“Of course, we should only need Old Masters downstairs, in the
reception-room. It would be too much of a good thing to have them in
the bedrooms too.”
“Altogether too much of a good thing,” Mr. Bigger assented.
“As a matter of fact,” the Lord of the Manor went on, “my daughter--she
does a bit of sketching. And very pretty it is. I’m having some of her
things framed to hang in the bedrooms. It’s useful having an artist in
the family. Saves you buying pictures. But, of course, we must have
something old downstairs.”
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