English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Oh, I’m not denying that,” said the Lord of the Manor. “All I say is
that seven-fifty’s a lot of money. Whe-ew! I’m glad my daughter does
sketching. Think if I’d had to furnish the bedrooms with pictures at
seven-fifty a time!” He laughed.
Mr. Bigger smiled. “You must also remember,” he said, “that you’re
making a very good investment. Late Venetians are going up. If I had
any capital to spare----” The door opened and Miss Pratt’s blonde and
frizzy head popped in.
“Mr. Crowley wants to know if he can see you, Mr. Bigger.”
Mr. Bigger frowned. “Tell him to wait,” he said irritably. He coughed
and turned back to the Lord of the Manor. “If I had any capital to
spare, I’d put it all into late Venetians. Every penny.”
He wondered, as he said the words, how often he had told people that
he’d put all his capital, if he had any, into primitives, cubism,
nigger sculpture, Japanese prints....
In the end the Lord of the Manor wrote him a cheque for six hundred and
eighty.
“You might let me have a typewritten copy of the story,” he said, as
he put on his hat. “It would be a good tale to tell one’s guests at
dinner, don’t you think? I’d like to have the details quite correct.”
“Oh, of course, of course,” said Mr. Bigger, “the details are most
important.”
He ushered the little round man to the door. “Good morning. Good
morning.” He was gone.
A tall, pale youth with side whiskers appeared in the doorway. His eyes
were dark and melancholy; his expression, his general appearance, were
romantic and at the same time a little pitiable. It was young Crowley,
the painter.
“Sorry to have kept you waiting,” said Mr. Bigger. “What did you want
to see me for?”
Mr. Crowley looked embarrassed, he hesitated. How he hated having to
do this sort of thing! “The fact is,” he said at last, “I’m horribly
short of money. I wondered if perhaps you wouldn’t mind--if it would
be convenient to you--to pay me for that thing I did for you the other
day. I’m awfully sorry to bother you like this.”
“Not at all, my dear fellow.” Mr. Bigger felt sorry for this wretched
creature who didn’t know how to look after himself. Poor young Crowley
was as helpless as a baby. “How much did we settle it was to be?”
“Twenty pounds, I think it was,” said Mr. Crowley timidly.
Mr. Bigger took out his pocket-book. “We’ll make it twenty-five,” he
said.
“Oh no, really, I couldn’t. Thanks very much.” Mr. Crowley blushed
like a girl. “I suppose you wouldn’t like to have a show of some of my
landscapes, would you?” he asked, emboldened by Mr. Bigger’s air of
benevolence.
“No, no. Nothing of your own.” Mr. Bigger shook his head inexorably.
“There’s no money in modern stuff. But I’ll take any number of those
sham Old Masters of yours.” He drummed with his fingers on Lady
Hurtmore’s sleekly painted shoulder. “Try another Venetian,” he added.
“This one was a great success.”
YOUNG ARCHIMEDES
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