English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
We asked for interviews; but somehow the old gentleman could never see
us, and the Signora was invariably out or indisposed. We left notes;
they were never answered. In the end, we found that the only method
of communicating with our landlords, who were living in the same house
with us, was to go down into Florence and send a registered express
letter to them. For this they had to sign two separate receipts and
even, if we chose to pay forty centimes more, a third incriminating
document, which was then returned to us. There could be no pretending,
as there always was with ordinary letters or notes, that the
communication had never been received. We began at last to get answers
to our complaints. The Signora, who wrote all the letters, started by
telling us that, naturally, the pump didn’t work, as the cisterns were
empty, owing to the long drought. I had to walk three miles to the post
office in order to register my letter reminding her that there had been
a violent thunderstorm only last Wednesday, and that the tanks were
consequently more than half full. The answer came back: bath water had
not been guaranteed in the contract; and if I wanted it, why hadn’t I
had the pump looked at before I took the house? Another walk into town
to ask the Signora next door whether she remembered her adjurations
to us to have confidence in her, and to inform her that the existence
in a house of a bathroom was in itself an implicit guarantee of bath
water. The reply to that was that the Signora couldn’t continue to have
communications with people who wrote so rudely to her. After that I put
the matter into the hands of a lawyer. Two months later the pump was
actually replaced. But we had to serve a writ on the lady before she
gave in. And the costs were considerable.
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