English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
He sent the waiter to ask me whether I would do him the honour of
taking coffee with him at his table. For the first moment, I must
confess, I was a little alarmed. This dashing young lieutenant of
cavalry--what on earth could he want with me? The most absurd fancies
filled my mind: I had committed, all unconsciously, some frightful
solecism; I had trodden on the toes of the lieutenant’s honour, and he
was about to challenge me to a duel. The choice of weapons, I rapidly
reflected, would be mine. But what--oh, what on earth should I choose?
Swords? I had never learnt to fence. Pistols? I had once fired six
shots at a bottle, and missed it with every shot. Would there be time
to write one or two letters, make some sort of a testament about my
personal belongings? From this anguish of mind the waiter, returning a
moment later with my fried octopus, delivered me. The Lieutenant Count,
he explained in a whisper of confidence, had a villa on the Brenta,
not far from Strà. A villa--he spread out his hands in a generous
gesture--full of paintings. Full, full, full. And he was anxious that
I should see them, because he felt sure that I was interested in
paintings. Oh, of course--I smiled rather foolishly, for the waiter
seemed to expect some sort of confirmatory interpolation from me--I
_was_ interested in paintings; very much. In that case, said the
waiter, the Count would be delighted to take me to see them. He left
me, still puzzled, but vastly relieved. At any rate, I was not being
called upon to make the very embarrassing choice between swords and
pistols.
Surreptitiously, whenever he was not looking in my direction, I
examined the Lieutenant Count. His appearance was not typically Italian
(but then what is a typical Italian?). He was not, that is to say,
blue-jowled, beady-eyed, swarthy, and aquiline. On the contrary, he had
pale ginger hair, grey eyes, a snub nose, and a freckled complexion. I
knew plenty of young Englishmen who might have been Count Tirabassi’s
less vivacious brothers.
He received me, when the time came, with the most exquisite courtesy,
apologising for the unceremonious way in which he had made my
acquaintance. “But as I felt sure,” he said, “that you were interested
in art, I thought you would forgive me for the sake of what I have to
show you.” I couldn’t help wondering why the Count felt so certain
about my interest in art. It was only later, when we left the
restaurant together, that I understood; for, as I put on my hat to go,
he pointed with a smile at the little Mexican. “One can see,” he said,
“that you are a real artist.” I was left at a loss, not knowing what to
answer.
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