Liverpool a few years since: by an old stagerAspinall, James
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Liverpool a few years since: by an old stager
Aspinall, James
Liverpool (England) -- Biography; Liverpool (England) -- History
attack, and the “Old Guard” advanced merrily to the charge. But they
were presently brought to a check. “Up Guards!” shouted the hostile
Wellington as they approached, while “click” went the cock of his
double-barrelled gun, as he raised it to his shoulder, vehemently
swearing at the same time that he would shoot the first man who dared to
lay hands upon the debatable boundary. The assailants wavered. The
squire shouted to them in vain. Even he himself did not like the look of
the double-barrelled gun, but, fixing upon John, his butler, to be his
Marshal Ney, he encouraged him to the attack. John, however, feeling
that “discretion was the better part of valour,” hesitated, when his
master again cheered him to the fight with this promise of posthumous
consolation, “Never mind him, John; if the scoundrel does shoot you,
we’ll have him hanged for it afterwards.” “But please, master,” said
John, as wisely and innocently, “I’d rather you hanged him first.” This
was too much. There was no help for it. Hugoumont was saved. Napoleon
and his forces retreated, baffled and discomfited, from the field. The
squire, peace to his memory, fine old fellow, used often to tell this
story in after years, never failing to revile poor John for his
cowardice, which lost the day. But we always defended John, and turned
the laugh against the squire, by gently insinuating that there was
somebody more interested in the quarrel, who was even more prudent than
prudent John.
CHAPTER XIX.
The Church, in the days we are speaking of, was in a very torpid and
sleepy state, not only in Liverpool, but throughout the land. None of
the evangelical clergy had then appeared in this district, to stimulate
the pace of the old-fashioned jog-trot High Churchmen. Neither had
Laudism revived, under its new name of Puseyism. Nothing was heard from
our pulpits but what might have passed muster at Athens, or been preached
without offence in the great Mosque of Constantinople. In fact, “Extract
of Blair” was the dose administered, Sunday after Sunday, by drowsy
teachers to drowsy congregations. If it did no harm, it did no good. We
do not here speak of James Blair, Commissary of Virginia, President of
William and Mary College, etc., whose works, little known, contain a mine
of theological wealth. We allude to Dr. Hugh Blair, whose sermons, so
celebrated in his day and long after, are really, when analysed, nothing
better than a string of cold moral precepts, mixed up with a few gaudy
flowers culled from the garden of rhetoric. We have often wondered at
the praise beyond measure which Dr. Johnson again and again bestowed upon
Blair’s diluted slip-slop and namby-pamby trifles. He not only spoke of
them in the highest terms on every occasion, but thus, in his strange
way, once exclaimed, “I love Blair’s sermons. Though the dog is a
Scotchman, and a Presbyterian, and everything he should not be, I was the
first to praise them.
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