Liverpool a few years since: by an old stagerAspinall, James
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Liverpool a few years since: by an old stager
Aspinall, James
Liverpool (England) -- Biography; Liverpool (England) -- History
One of the ablest men, although a mumbling kind of preacher, in those
times, was the Rev. Mr. Kidd, who was for so many years one of the
curates of Liverpool, a kind of Church serf, who could never rise to be a
Church ruler. He had many kind friends, and at many a table which we
could mention a plate and knife and fork were always laid for the poor
curate. But he ever appeared to us to be an oppressed and depressed man,
with a weight upon his spirits which nothing could shake off. There was
indeed a romance attached to his history, although he was perhaps the
most unromantic looking person that the human eye ever rested upon. He
was a brilliant scholar, when a student at Brasenose College, Oxford, and
his hopes and ambition naturally aspired to a fellowship. It was
supposed to be within his grasp. But how wide is the distance between
the cup and the lip! The principal was unpopular, and some of his doings
were severely flogged in a satirical poem which appeared without a name.
Its cleverness led him to suspect Mr. Kidd, and, without looking for any
other proof of the authorship, he became his sworn enemy, and used all
his influence, and only too successfully, to turn the election against
him. Some love affair, we have also heard, but this was, it may be, only
“one of the tales of our grand-father,” went wrong with him about the
same time. So that, altogether, he was thrown upon the world a sad and
downcast man, with blighted hopes and blasted expectations from his very
youth, and settled down into the curacy of Liverpool, where he saw more
than one generation of inferior men, inferior in scholarship, in
learning, in wit, in all and everything, promoted over his head. A
pleasant, agreeable, quaint and original companion was poor Kidd amongst
his intimates, but tongue-tied in a large party. He saw through the
hollowness of the world, and despised it. There was nobody like him for
unmasking a sham, and reducing a pretender to his real and proper
dimensions. And then his chuckling laugh when he had accomplished such a
feat, and impaled the human cockchafer upon the point of his sarcasm!
And how bitterly he would allude to his curate’s poverty, as, smacking
his lips over a glass of old port at some friend’s table, and he did not
dislike his glass of port, he would tell us that his own domestic
allowance of the same was “to smell at the cork on a week-day, and to
take a single glass to support him through his duties on a Sunday.” Poor
fellow! Once upon a time, and such godsends did not often fall to his
portion, he had married a couple among the higher orders, and received
for it a banknote which perfectly dazzled him. Then came the marriage
breakfast, then the marriage dinner. He was a guest at both, and perhaps
took his share of the good things which were stirring. His way home was
through the Haymarket. Another gentleman, whose path was in the same
direction, hearing a great noise, came up and found our friend fighting
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