Liverpool a few years since: by an old stagerAspinall, James
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Liverpool a few years since: by an old stager
Aspinall, James
Liverpool (England) -- Biography; Liverpool (England) -- History
On one occasion, as if foreshadowing events which were to happen
half-a-century later, a big loaf or Free Trade candidate took the field,
to the great delight of all the hungry non-electors. It seems but as
yesterday when, patriotically braving all the pains and penalties
attached to such an audacious proceeding, we escaped from the nursery to
clap our little hands, and set up our little shout, as we followed the
music and yellow banners of the champion of cheapness and plenty to his
house in Kent-square. His name was Chalmer, and he was the father of the
venerable, and worthy, and clever doctor and town councillor of that
name. Sir Isaac Coffin, too, once made his appearance here just before
an election. It was, of course, suspected that he had a design upon the
borough. If he had, the intention died in the egg. No chicken ever was
hatched out of it. Richmond, however, instantly fired at him with a
squib, which opens in this unceremonious fashion:—
“Sir Isaac Coffin’s come to town, not to please the lasses,
But to gull the Whigs, a set of stupid asses.”
A good story is told against Sir Isaac on the other side of the Atlantic.
He once made a bet that he would find a given number of gigantic alderman
lobsters of the weight of thirty pounds each. It happened not to be in
the lobster season, and the monsters were not forthcoming on the
appointed day. Sir Isaac, however, not liking to lose his money, sent in
certain depositions to the stakeholders from fishermen on the coast,
stating that they had frequently met with lobsters of the required
weight; to which this pithy answer was returned, “Depositions are not
lobsters.”
The old freemen of those days were worthy grandsires of their present
worthy grandsons. Some of them were witty rogues in their generation.
One of them, on the eve of an election, when in a state of intoxication,
asked one of the Hope family to give him a five pound note for his vote.
The demand was indignantly rejected. “Then,” rejoined the incorrigible
fellow, “if you will not give it me, lend it me, and you may believe I
will return it on any day you fix.” Mr. Hope shook his head with
resolute incredulity. “Ah,” said the offended elector, staggering away,
“they may call you HOPE, but hang me if you have either _faith_ or
_charity_ in your composition.”
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