Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present timeWhitehead, Charles
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Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present time
Whitehead, Charles
Brigands and robbers -- Great Britain; Criminals -- Great Britain; Murderers -- Great Britain
It is an old proverb, “Lightly come, lightly go.” The same evening,
having gone to recreate himself in the company of certain females,
he was robbed of twenty pounds, when, in the most furious manner,
though to no purpose, he vented his imprecations against all the sex,
asserting, that “every woman was a crocodile at ten, a fury at thirty,
and a witch at four-score.”
Under the influence of vexatious disappointment, Bunce soon spent the
remainder of his fifty pounds, and stern necessity again impelled him
to action. Along with one of his trusty companions, he went into a
wollen-draper’s shop, just as the good man was about to shut up; and,
while he was cheapening a remnant of cloth, his companion stole the key
of the shop from its usual resting place; upon which they both went off
without making a purchase. Favored by the darkness of the night, they
returned, and, without interruption or difficulty, extracted from the
shop cloth to the amount of eighty pounds.
Bunce having been afterwards, by an order of the court, sent a soldier
into Spain, while there, he and his comrades were one day in great
want of victuals, and, having loitered all day about the market-place
of Barcelona without finding any thing to remove their hunger, they
discovered, in the evening, a countryman returning home on an ass.
They followed him, and, having to ascend a steep hill, he alighted and
led the ass. Bunce, with his companion, slipped quietly forward, and
dexterously removing the bridle from the ass’s head to his own, his
comrade went off with the ass, and Bunce trudged after the man upon
all-fours. Arrived at the top of the hill, he looked around, and, to
his great consternation and amazement, saw his ass transformed into a
man.
Stephen, observing his surprise, said, “Dear master, don’t be troubled
at this strange alteration that you see in your beast; for, indeed, I
was no ass, as you supposed me, but a man, real flesh and blood, as you
yourself are: but you must know, that it being my misfortune to commit
a sin against the Virgin Mary, she resented it so heinously, that she
transformed me into the likeness of an ass for seven years; and now,
the time being expired, I resume my proper shape again, and am at my
own disposal. However, sir, I return you many thanks for your goodness
towards me; for since I have been in your custody, you have put me to
no more labor than what I, you, or any other ass, might be able to
bear.”
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