Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present timeWhitehead, Charles
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Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present time
Whitehead, Charles
Brigands and robbers -- Great Britain; Criminals -- Great Britain; Murderers -- Great Britain
Meeting a Welshman, he demanded Taffy’s money, or he would take
his life. The Welshman said, “Hur has no money of hur own, but has
threescore pounds of hur master’s money; but, Cot’s blood! hur must
not give hur master’s money,--what would hur master then say for hur
doing so?” Tom replied, “You must not put me off with your cant; for
money I want, and money I will have, let it be whose it will, or expect
to be shot through the head.” The Welshman then delivered the money,
saying, “What hur gives you is none of hur own; and that hur master
may not think hur has spent hur money, hur requests you to be so kind
as to shoot some holes through hur coat-lappets, that hur master may
see hur was robbed.” So suspending his coat upon a tree, Tom fired his
pistol through it, Taffy exclaiming, “Gots splatter a-nails! this is a
pretty pounce; pray give hur another pounce for hur money!” Tom fired
another shot through his coat. “By St. Davy, this is a better pounce
than the other! pray give hur one pounce more!” “I have never another
pounce left,” cried Tom. “Why then,” replied the Welshman, “hur has one
pounce left for hur, and if hur will not give hur hur money again, hur
will pounce hur through hur body.” Dorbel very reluctantly but quietly
returned the money, and was thankful that he was allowed to depart.
But this narrow escape did not deter Dorbel, and he continued his
villanies for the space of five years. It happened, however, that a
gentleman’s son was taken for robbing on the highway, and as he had
been formerly pardoned, he now despaired of obtaining mercy a second
time. Tom undertook, for the sum of five hundred pounds, to bring him
off. The one half was paid in hand, and the other half was to be paid
immediately the deliverance was effected. When the young gentleman came
upon his trial, he was found guilty; but just as the judge was about
to pass sentence, Tom cried out, “Oh! what a sad thing it is to shed
innocent blood! Oh! what a sad thing it is to shed innocent blood!” And
continuing to reiterate the expression, he was apprehended, and the
judge interrogating him what he meant by such an expression, he said,
“May it please your lordship, it is a very hard thing for a man to die
wrongfully; but one may see how hard-mouthed some people are, by the
witnesses swearing that this gentleman now at the bar robbed them on
the highway at such a time, when indeed, my lord, I was the person that
committed that robbery.”
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