Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present timeWhitehead, Charles
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Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present time
Whitehead, Charles
Brigands and robbers -- Great Britain; Criminals -- Great Britain; Murderers -- Great Britain
It was not very long after this exploit, that our adventurer met with
Sir Thomas Day, a justice of the peace, living at Bristol. They fell
into discourse, and, riding along, the Golden Farmer informed his new
acquaintance, that a little while before, he had narrowly escaped
being robbed by a couple of highwaymen, but, luckily, his horse having
better heels than theirs, he had got clear of them. “Truly,” said Sir
Thomas, “that had been very hard: but, nevertheless, as you would have
been robbed between sun and sun, the county, upon suing it, would
have been obliged to make your loss good.” Thus, chatting together,
and coming to a convenient place, the Golden Farmer shot Sir Thomas’s
man’s horse under him, and, compelling him to retire to a distance,
presented a pistol to the knight’s heart, and demanded his money. “I
thought, sir,” said Sir Thomas, “that you had been an honest man.”
“Your worship is mistaken,” cried the Farmer; “and if you had had any
skill in physiognomy, you might have perceived that my countenance is
the very picture of necessity; so deliver me presently, for I’m in
haste.” Sir Thomas, therefore, being constrained to give him the money
he had about him, which was about 60_l._ in gold and silver, the other
humbly thanked his worship, and told him, that what he had parted with
was not lost, because he had been robbed between sun and sun, and could
therefore come upon the county.
One Mr. Hart, a young gentleman of Enfield, who, it appears, possessed
a good estate, but was not overburdened with brains, riding one day
over Finchley Common, where the Golden Farmer had been for some hours
hunting for prey, was met by him, and saluted with a smart slap with
the flat of his drawn hanger upon his shoulders: “A plague on you!”
said the Farmer; “how slow you are, to make a man wait upon you all the
morning: come, deliver what you have, and go to the devil for orders!”
The young gentleman, rather surprised at this novel greeting, began
to make several excuses, saying he had no money about him: but his
incredulous antagonist took the liberty of searching him, and, finding
about him above a hundred guineas, he bestowed upon him two or three
farther slaps on the shoulders, telling him, at the same time, not to
give his mind to lying in future, when an honest gentleman required a
small gratuity from him.
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