Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present timeWhitehead, Charles
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Lives and exploits of the most noted highwaymen, robbers and murderers of all nations: Drawn from the most authentic sources and brought down to the present time
Whitehead, Charles
Brigands and robbers -- Great Britain; Criminals -- Great Britain; Murderers -- Great Britain
The landlord was then called to assist in drinking the money gained,
and, being informed how they had cheated the countryman, was resolved
to exert his ingenuity at their expense. Meanwhile, several associates
of Rumbold, who had been respectively employed in similar adventures,
entered the room, joined in their conversation, and participated
in their wine. The landlord was at last requested to bring supper,
which was done with great alacrity. The bottle continuing to move
with considerable rapidity, the company were in general intoxicated
before they sat down to supper. When it was brought in, however, they
commenced with great avidity, and soon despatched a shoulder of mutton
and two capons; and, under the influence of wine, all fell asleep with
the dishes before them.
The landlord embraced this favorable moment of silence to collect all
the bones and remnants of the whole day’s provisions, and divided them
upon the plates which were upon the table. In a short time, one of them
losing his balance, embraced the floor, and, by the noise of the fall,
awoke the rest of the drowsy company, who all renewed their attacks
upon the victuals. “How came these bones here?” cried one of them; “I
do not remember that I ate any such victuals.” “Nor I,” said another;
upon which the landlord was called and interrogated. “Why, surely,
gentlemen, you have forgot yourselves,” said he; “you have slept sound
and fair indeed! I believe you will forget the collar of brawn you had
too, that cost me six shillings out of my pocket.” “How, brawn!” said
one. “Ay, brawn,” answered the landlord; “you had it, and shall pay for
it: you’ll remember nothing presently. This is a fine drunken bout,
indeed!” “So it is,” said one of the company; “surely, we have been in
a dream: but it signifies nothing, my landlord, you must and shall be
paid. Give us another dozen bottles, and bring us the bill, that we may
pay the reckoning we have run up.” This order was obeyed, and a bill
presented, amounting to seven pounds, and every man was called upon
to pay his share. The countryman shrunk back, wishing to escape; but
one of them pulled him forward, saying, “Come, let us tell noses, and
every man pay alike.” The countryman desired to be excused, and said
his money was all exhausted; they therefore agreed that he should be
exempted.
In the morning, the countryman, in order to procure money to carry him
home, resolved to sell the chain in his possession: he accordingly went
to a goldsmith, but, to his additional mortification, was informed that
instead of gold, it was nothing but brass gilded over. He acquainted
the goldsmith with the whole matter, who went along with him to a
justice to obtain a warrant for the apprehension of Rumbold and his
associates; but before their arrival, the worthy knights of the pistol
had prudently decamped with their spoils.
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