Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
Erotic literature
All love well purchased is well and good. Many a lady and many a
cavalier which have done such traffic could tell us so much. But to
allege here examples of ladies,—and there be many such,—which have
burned as hot in their old age as ever in youth, and have satisfied,
or to put it better, have kept up, their fires with second husbands
and new lovers, would be for me now a waste of labour, seeing I have
elsewhere given many such. Yet will I bring forward one or two here
also, for my subject doth require it and is suitable to such matters.
I have heard speak of a great lady, one that was as well talked about
as any of her day, which one day seeing a young gentleman with very
white hands, did ask him what he was used to do to have them so. To
this he made answer, by way of jape and jest, that so oft as ever he
could, he would be a-rubbing of them with the spirit of love. “Ah!
well,” she replied, “’tis my bad luck then; for more than sixty years
have I been washing myself therewith, and I’m just as bad as the day I
began. Yet do I bathe so every day.”
I have heard speak of a lady of pretty advanced age, who wishing to
marry again, did one day ask a physician’s advice, basing her reasons
for so doing on the fact that she was exceeding full of all sorts of
evil humours, which had assailed and ever afflicted her since she
was a widow. Yet had this never so happed in the lifetime of her
husband, seeing that by dint of the constant exercises they did perform
together, the said humours were consumed. The physician, who was a
merry fellow, and willing enough to please her herein, did counsel
her to marry again, and in this fashion to chase away the humours
from her, saying ’twas better far to be happy than sad. The lady did
put this advice in practise, and found it answer very well, indeed,
superannuated as she was. This was, I mean, with a new husband and
lover,—which did love her at least as much for the sake of her good
money as for any pleasure he gat of her. Though of a surety there be
many quite old dames, with whom as much enjoyment is to be had as with
younger women; nay! ’tis sometimes greater and better with such, by
reason of their understanding the art and science of love better, and
so the more stimulating their lovers’ taste therefor.
The courtesans of Rome and of Italy generally, when they are verging
toward ripe years, do maintain this maxim, that _una galina vecchia fa
miglior brodo che un’ altra_,—“an old hen doth make better broth than
any other.”
The Latin poet Horace doth make mention of an old woman, which did so
stir and toss about when she came to bed, and move her so violently
and restlessly, that she would set not alone the bed but the whole
house a-trembling. A gallant old dame in sooth! Now the Latins do name
suchlike agitation and wanton movement _subare a sue_.
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