Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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And ’tis a fact that in Italy folk do hold the ladies of Ferrara for
good and tasty morsels,—whence hath come the saying, _potta ferraresa_,
just as they say, _cazzo mantuano_ (a Mantua verge). As to this, when
once a great Lord of that country was making court to a great and
beauteous Princess of France, and they were all commending him at
Court for his excellent merits, valiance and the high qualities which
did make him deserving of her favours, there was one, the late M.
d’Au,[172] Captain of the Scottish Guards, which did come nearer the
point than any with these words, “Nay! you do forget the chief of all,
his _cazzo mantuano_ to wit.”
I did once hear a like speech, how when the Duke of Mantua, which
was nicknamed the _Gobin_ (Hunchback), because he was excessively
hunchbacked, was desirous of wedding the sister of the Emperor
Maximilian, the lady was told that he was so sadly deformed. But she
only made answer, as ’tis said: _Non importa purche la campana habbia
qualche diffetto, ma ch’ el sonaglio sia buono_ (“No matter if the bell
have some flaw, provided the clapper be good”),—meaning thereby this
same _cazzo mantuano_. Some indeed aver she did never say the thing at
all, seeing she was too modest and well brought up; but at any rate
others did say it for her.
But to return to this same Princess of Ferrara,[173*] I did see her
at the marriage of the late M. de Joyeuse appear clad in a mantle of
the Italian fashion, the sleeves drawn back half way up the arms in
the Siennese mode. But there was no lady there which could outshine
her, and no man but said: “This fair Princess cannot make herself
any fairer, so fair is she already. And ’tis easy to judge by her
beauteous face that she hath other hidden beauties of great charm and
parts which are not seen. Just as by looking at the noble façade of a
fine building, ’tis easy to judge that within there be fair chambers,
antechambers and closets, fair alcoves and privy places.” In many
another spot likewise hath she displayed her beauty, and no long
while since, in this autumn of her days, and especially in Spain at
the marriage of Monsieur and Madame de Savoie, in such wise that the
admiration of her and her charms did remain graven in that land for all
time. And if my pen had wings of power and range enough to raise her
to the skies, right gladly would I devote it to the task; but ’tis too
weak for such emprise. Yet will I speak of her again later. No doubt is
there but this Princess was a very beautiful woman in her Springtide,
her Summer and Autumn, yea! and is still in her Winter, albeit she hath
had many griefs and many children.
The worst of it is that the Italians, scorning a woman which hath had
a number of children, do call such an one _scrofa_, that is to say a
“sow.” But surely they which do bear handsome, gallant and noble sons,
as did this Princess, are praiseworthy, and do in no wise merit this
ugly name, but rather that of heaven’s favourites.
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