Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
Erotic literature
Thus I once knew a great Prince of a foreign country, who had married
a very fair and honourable lady. Yet did he very often leave her to go
with another woman, which was supposed to be a famous courtesan, though
others thought she was a lady of honour whom he had debauched. But not
satisfied with this, when he had her to sleep with him, it was in a
low-roofed chamber underneath that of his wife and underneath her bed.
Then when he was fain to embrace his mistress, he was not content with
the wrong he was doing his lady already, but in derision and mockery
would with a half-pike knock two or three blows on the floor and shout
up to his wife: “A health to you, wife mine!” This scorn and insult was
repeated several days, and did so anger his wife that out of despair
and desire of vengeance she did accost a very honourable gentleman
one day and said to him privily: “Sir! I am fain you should have your
pleasure of me; otherwise do I know of means whereby to undo you.” The
other, right glad of so fine an adventure, did in no wise refuse her.
Wherefore, so soon as her husband had his fair leman in his arms, and
she likewise her fond lover, and he would cry, “A health!” to her, then
would she answer him in the same coin, crying, “And I drink to _you_!”
or else, “I pledge you back, good Sir!”
These toasts and challenges and replies, so made and arranged as to
suit with the acts of each, continued some longish while, till at
length the Prince, a wily and suspicious man, did suspect something. So
setting a watch, he did discover how his wife was gaily cuckolding him
all the while, and making good cheer and drinking toasts just as well
as he was, by way of retaliation and revenge. Then having made sure
it was verily so, he did quick alter and transform his comedy into a
tragedy; and having challenged her for the last time with his toast,
and she having rendered him back his answer and as good as he gave, he
did instantly mount upstairs, and forcing and breaking down the door,
rushes in and reproaches her for her ill-doing. But she doth make
answer on her side in this wise, “I know well I am a dead woman. So
kill me bodily; I am not afraid of death, and do welcome it gladly, now
I am avenged on you, seeing I have made you cuckold. For you did give
me great occasion thereto, without which I had never gone astray. I had
vowed all fidelity to you, and never should I have broken my troth for
all the temptations in the whole world. Nay! you were no wise worthy
of so honest a wife as I. So kill me straightway; but if there is any
pity in your hand, pardon, I beseech you, this poor gentleman, who of
himself is no whit to blame, for I did invite him and urge him to help
me to my vengeance.” The Prince, over cruel altogether, doth ruthlessly
kill the twain. But what else should this unhappy Princess have done
in view of the indignities and insults of her husband, if not what, in
despair of any other succour in all the world, she did? Some there be
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