Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
Erotic literature
I will now tell a couple of stories of two married women, of as
great a simplicity as the last,—or, if you prefer it so, of as great
artfulness. The first was a very great lady of mine acquaintance, a
very fine woman and much sought after for this reason. One day a very
great Prince did make offers to her, pressing her right eagerly and
promising her very fine and most advantageous conditions, rank and
riches without end for herself and her husband, so much so that she did
hearken at first and give a willing ear to such seductive temptations.
However she would not right off consent, but in her simplicity as a new
made wife, knowing naught of the wicked world, she did come and reveal
the whole matter to her husband, asking his advice whether she should
do it or no. The husband firing up instantly, cried, “Never, never,
by God! little wife; what are you talking about, what would you be at?
’Tis a foul deed, an irreparable stain on both of us!”—“But, Sir,”
returned the lady, “we shall both be such grand folk, no one will have
a word to say against us.” In a word the husband did refuse absolutely;
but the lady, beginning presently to pluck up a spirit and understand
the world, was loath to lose the chance, and did take her fling with
the said Prince and others beside, quite forgetting her erstwhile
simpleness. I have heard the story told by one which had it of the
Prince in question. The lady too had confided it to him; and he had
chid her, counselling her that in such affairs one should never consult
the husband, who was of necessity a prejudiced party.
Not less simple-minded, or very little, was another young married
dame I have heard of, to whom one day an honourable gentleman did
proffer his love, at the husband’s very elbow, who for the moment
was holding discourse with another lady. The suitor did suddenly put
_son instrument entre les mains. Elle le prit et, le serrant fort
étroitement et se tournant vers son mari, lui dit: “Mon mari, voyez le
beau présent que me fait ce gentilhomme; le recevraije? dites-le-moi.”
Le pauvre gentilhomme, étonné, retire à soi son épervier de si grande
rudesse que, recontrant une pointe de diamant qu’elle avait au doigt,
le lui esserta de telle façon d’un bout à l’autre qu’elle le crut
perdre du tout_, and suffered very great pain and even came in danger
of his life. He rushed frantically from the room, watering all the
place with his gore which flowed in torrents. The husband made no ado
about running after him to utter any recriminations on the matter; all
he did was to burst out a-laughing heartily, at once at the simplicity
of his poor little wife, and because the fellow was so soundly punished.
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