Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
Erotic literature
I knew two sisters of a very good old family in Poitou, and both
unmarried, of whom strange tales were told, and particularly with
regard to a tall Basque footman of their father’s. This fellow, under
pretext of his fine dancing, (for he could dance not only his native
_brawls_, but all the other dances as well), would commonly take them
out to dance and teach them the steps and be partner to them. Later he
did teach them the harlot’s reel, and they gat themselves finely talked
about. Still they found no difficulty in getting husbands, for they
were very wealthy folk; and this word wealth covereth up all defects,
so as men will pick up anything, no matter how hot and scalding. I knew
the said Basque afterward as a good soldier and brave man, and one that
showed he had had some training. He was dismissed his place, to avoid
scandal, and became a soldier in the Guard in M. d’Estrozze’s regiment.
I knew likewise another great house, and a noble, the lady mistress
whereof did devote herself to bringing up young maids of birth in her
household, amongst others sundry kinswomen of her husband’s. Now the
lady being very sickly and a slave to doctors and apothecaries, there
was always plenty of these to be found thereabouts. Moreover young
girls be subject to frequent sicknesses, such as pallors, anæmia,
fevers and the like, and it so happened two of them fell ill of a
quartan ague, and were put under the charge of an apothecary to cure
them. And he did dose them well with his usual drugs and medicines;
but the best of all his remedies was this, that he did sleep with one
of them,—the presumptuous villain, for he had to do with as fair and
honourable a maid as any in France, and one a great King had been well
content to enjoy; yet must Master Apothecary have his will of her.
Myself knew the damsel, who did certainly deserve a better lover. She
was married later, and given out for virgin,—and virgin she was found
to be. Herein did she show her cunning to some purpose; for _car,
puisqu’elle ne pouvait tenir son eau, elle s’adressa à celui qui
donnait les antidotes pour engarder d’engrosser, car c’est ce que les
filles craignent le plus: dont en cela il y en a de si experts qui leur
donnent des drogues qui les engardent très bien d’engrosser; ou bien,
si elles engrossent, leur font écouler leur grossesse so subtilement et
si sagement que jamais on ne s’en aperçoit, et n’en sent-on rien que le
vent_.
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