Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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But come, what is the difference in merit and repute betwixt a woman
which hath had several husbands in her life,—and there be plenty that
have had as many as three, four or even five, and another which in her
life shall have had but her husband and a lover, or two or three,—and I
have actually known some women continent and faithful to that degree?
As to this, I have heard a noble lady of the great world say she found
naught to choose betwixt a lady who had had several husbands, and
one that had had but a lover or so, along with her husband,—unless
it be that the marriage veil doth cover a multitude of sins. But in
point of sensuality and naughtiness, she said there was not a doit of
difference. Herein do they but illustrate the Spanish proverb, which
saith that _algunas mugeres son de natura de anguilas en retener, y de
lobas en excoger_,—“some women are like eels to hold, and she-wolves to
choose,” for that the eel is mighty slippery and ill to hold, and the
she-wolf doth alway choose the ugliest wolf for mate.
It befell me once at Court, as I have described elsewhere, that a lady
of a sufficiently exalted rank, which had been four times married, did
happen to tell me she had just been dining with her brother-in-law, and
I must guess who ’twas. This she said quite simply, without any thought
of roguishness; and I answered with a touch of waggery, yet laughing
the while: “Am I a diviner to guess such a riddle? You have been
married four times: I leave to the imagination how many brothers-in-law
you may have.” To this she retorted: “Nay! but you speak knavishly,”
and named me the particular brother-in-law. “Now you do talk sense,” I
said then; “before you were talking all at large.”
There was in old days at Rome[126] a lady which had had two and twenty
husbands one after other, and similarly a man which had had one and
twenty wives. The pair did hereupon bethink them to make a suitable
match by remarrying once more to each other. Eventually the husband
did outlive the wife; and was so highly honoured and esteemed at Rome
of all the people for this his noble victory, that like a successful
General, he was promenaded up and down in a triumphal car, crowned with
laurel and palm in hand. A splendid victory truly, and a well deserved
triumph!
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