Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Now, however, to return from the digression which hath delayed me,
our King Francis I., who was a good lover of fair ladies, and that in
spite of the opinion he did express, as I have said elsewhere, how that
they were fickle and inconstant creatures, would never have the same
ill spoke of at his Court, and was always most anxious they should be
held in all high respect and honour.[60*] I have heard it related how
that one time, when he was spending his Lent at Meudon near Paris,
there was one of the gentlemen in his service there named the Sieur
de Brizambourg, of Saintogne. As this gentleman was serving the King
with meat, he having a dispensation to eat thereof, his master bade him
carry the rest, as we see sometimes done at Court, to the ladies of the
privy company, whose names I had rather not give, for fear of offence.
The gentleman in question did take upon him to say, among his comrades
and others of the Court, how that these ladies not content with eating
of raw meat in Lent, were now eating cooked as well,—and their belly
full. The ladies hearing of it, did promptly make complaint to the
King, which thereupon was filled with so great an anger, as that he did
instantly command the archers of the Palace guard to take the man and
hang him out of hand. By lucky chance the poor gentleman had wind of
what was a-foot from one of his friends, and so fled and escaped in the
nick of time. But an if he had been caught, he would most certainly
have been hanged, albeit he was a man of good quality, so sore was the
King seen to be wroth that time, and little like to go back on his
word. I have this anecdote of a person of honour and credibility which
was present; and at the time the King did say right out, that any man
which should offend the honour of ladies, the same should be hanged
without benefit of clergy.
A little while before, Pope Farnese[61*] being come to Nice, and the
King paying him his respects in state with all his Court and Lords and
Ladies, there were some of these last, and not the least fair of the
company, which did go to the Pope for to kiss his slipper. Whereupon a
gentleman did take on him to say they had gone to beg his Holiness for
a dispensation to taste of raw flesh without sin or shame, whenever
and as much as ever they might desire. The King got to know thereof;
and well it was for the gentleman he did fly smartly, else had he been
hanged, as well for the veneration due to the Pope as for the respect
proper to fair ladies.
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