In the first place their Black Prince assured me that their government was perfectly monarchial, and that when upon expeditions he had an absolute command; _but in the time of peace_, continued he, _and at the table, government being no longer necessary, I condescend to eat and drink familiarly with my subjects as friends. We admit no man_, continued he, _into our society until he has been twice drunk with us, that we may be perfectly acquainted with his temper, in compliance with the old proverb--women, children and drunken folks speak truth. But if the person who sues to be admitted, declares solemnly he was never drunk in his life, and it plainly appears to the society in such case, this rule is dispensed with, and the person before admission is only bound to converse with us a month. As soon as we have determined to admit him, he is then to equip himself with a good mare or gelding, a brace of pistols, and a gun of the size of this, to lie on the saddle bow. Then he is sworn upon the horns over the chimney, and having a new name conferred by the society, is thereby entered upon the roll, and from that day forward, considered as a lawful member._ He went on with abundance more of their wise institutions, which I think are not of consequence enough to tell you, and shall only remark one thing more, which is the phrase they make use of in speaking of one another, viz., _He is a very honest fellow and one of us._ For you must know it is the first article in their creed that there's no sin in deer-stealing. In the morning, having given my landlady the other crown piece, I found her temper so much altered for the better, that in my conscience I believe she was not in the humour to have refused me anything, no, not even the last favour; and so walking down the yard and finding my horse in pretty tolerable order, I speeded directly home, much in amaze at the new people I had discovered. You see I have taken a great deal of pains in my letter; pray, in return, let me have as long a one from you, and let me see if all your London rambles can produce such another adventure. I am, yours, etc.