Fantasy literature; London (England) -- Fiction; Witches -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"Ah, this is all very dretful," sighed Lady Arabel. "Most foolish of us
to come here all together like this, after the policeman took our names
and addresses, and was dretfully impertinent and suspicious. But Meta
insisted. I quite expect to spend the next twenty-four hours in gaol, or
else to be shot for Offence of the Realm. In fact, speaking as a
ratepayer, I think the police ought to have done it before. Still, Meta
thought we might perhaps be able to help Angela.... Meta has many
friends who seem influential ... but _so_ talkative, my dear."
She led the way downstairs. Mr. Tovey and the Mayor were talking at the
foot of the stairs, Mr. Frere was listening sardonically. As Sarah Brown
went past them into the Shop, she smelt the unflower-like scent that
always denoted the presence of Miss Ford. Sarah Brown herself was
accompanied by nothing more seductive than a faint smell of gasoline,
showing that her clothes had lately been home-cleaned. In the darkness
of the Shop she saw Miss Ford stooping, trying to shut the big difficult
drawer in which the witch kept her magic.
"It is frightfully explosive," said Sarah Brown.
Miss Ford started and straightened her back. "Ah, Miss Brown.... I was
just looking about...."
Sarah Brown sat gasping on the counter, and the rest of the party
re-entered the Shop, bringing the lantern.
"How very absurd all this is," said Miss Ford nervously,--"taking such a
great deal of trouble about a necessitous case."
"America is in my mind," said Lady Arabel. "If we could get her there.
Anybody who has done anything silly goes to America. Indeed, if I
remember rightly, America is entirely populated with fugitives from
somewhere else. So dretfully confusing for the Red Indians. They say the
story of the Tower of Babel was only a prophecy about the Woolworth
Building--"
"You couldn't get a passport," said Mr. Darnby Frere, who was the only
person present really conscious of sanity. "Only a miracle could produce
a passport in these days, especially for a fugitive from justice."
"Only a miracle--or magic," said Sarah Brown.
Miss Ford moved instinctively behind the counter towards the open drawer
full of ingredients for happiness.
"We must remember," added Mr. Frere, "that, after all, she did break the
law. In fact I cannot for the life of me imagine why on earth we are
all--"
"Oh, Darnby, do be sensible," said Miss Ford. "Of course we know it is
wrong to break the law, but in this case--well, I myself should be the
last to blame her."
"No, not the last," said Sarah Brown.
"What do you mean?"
"Certainly not the last. Probably not even the penultimate one. You
flatter yourself."
"Why, surely some of you ladies, movin' in the 'ighest circles, knows of
gentlemen in the Foreign Office that would do a little shut-eye job, for
old times' sake," suggested the Mayor.
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