London (England) -- History; London (England) -- Social life and customs
Outside Aldgate, where the Essex farmers are found, the "ring faller"
loves to practise his artless game. Have we not still with us the man
who picks up the ring which he is willing to let us have for the tenth
of its value? The Elizabethan mariner, who has been shipwrecked and lost
his all, has vanished. The Tudor disbanded soldier has vanished, but the
army reserve man sells his matches in the street when he cannot find the
work he looks for so earnestly; the counterfeit cranker who stood at
the corner of the street covered with mud, and his face besmeared with
blood, as one who has just had an attack of the falling sickness, is
gone, because that kind of sickness is known no longer; the "frater" who
carried a forged license to beg for a hospital, is also gone; the
abraham man, who pretended to be mad, is gone; the "palliard" or
"clapper dodger;" the angler, who stuck a hook in a long pole and helped
himself out of the open shops; the "prigger of prancers," a horse thief;
the ruffler, the swigman and prigman, are also gone, but their
descendants remain with us, zealous in the pursuit of kindred callings,
and watched over paternally by a force 38,000 strong--about one
policeman for every habitual criminal--so that, since every policeman
costs £100 a year, and every criminal steals, eats, or destroys property
to the same amount at least, every criminal costs the country, first,
the things which he steals--say £100 a year; next, his policeman,
another £100; thirdly, the loss of his own industry; and fourthly, the
loss of the policeman's industry--making in all about £500 a year. It
would be cheaper to lock him up.
In the matter of punishments, we have entered upon a time of greater
cruelty than prevailed under the Plantagenets. Men are boiled, and women
are burned for poisoning; heretics are still burned--in 1585 one thus
suffered for denying the divinity of Christ; ears are nailed to the
pillory and sliced off for defamation and seditious words; long and
cruel whippings are inflicted--in one case through Westminster and
London for forgery; an immense number are hanged every year; the
chronicler Macheyn continually sets down such a fact as that on this
day twelve were hanged at Tyburn, seven men and five women; mariners
were hanged at low water at Wapping, for offences committed at sea; the
good old custom of pillory was maintained with zeal; and the parading of
backsliders in carts or on horseback was kept up. Thus, one woman for
selling fry of fish, unlawful, rode triumphantly through the town with
garlands of fish decorating her head and shoulders and the tail of the
horse, while one went before beating a brass basin. Another woman was
carried round, a distaff in her hand and a blue hood on her head, for a
common scold. A man was similarly honored for selling measly pork; and
another, riding with his head to the animal's tail, for doing something
sinful connected with lamb and veal.
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