London Clubs: Their History & TreasuresNevill, Ralph
History
London Clubs: Their History & Treasures
Nevill, Ralph
Clubs -- England -- London; London (England) -- Social life and customs
The hall-porter of a certain great club, quartered upon another during
the autumnal period of renovation, was one day asked by a member who
strode hurriedly into the club, “Are there any letters for Mr. X.?”
giving a name in the club list. The porter looked hard at the gentleman,
for he could not positively convince himself for the moment that he knew
his face as one of the 1,500 members of the club. His gaze, however, was
met unflinchingly, and the new arrival’s air and appearance generally
giving no cause for suspicion, the porter, having eventually concluded
that this must be a member who had been out of England for some time,
handed over the letters, with which the gentleman retired into the inner
recesses of the club.
Half an hour or so later a jeweller arrived and asked for Mr. X., to
whom he handed over a valuable piece of jewellery worth several hundreds
of pounds, which, he told the hall-porter on leaving, this gentleman (as
to whose social position and solvency there could be no question) had
ordered two days ago by letter.
In due course Mr. X., after giving instructions that no letters were to
be forwarded, departed, taking the piece of jewellery with him.
What was the hall-porter’s horror the next morning to find himself
confronted by another, and this time a real, Mr. X., who, on being told
the story of his double, at once dashed off to Scotland Yard. The first
Mr. X., it appeared, was an adroit swindler, who having by some means
discovered that the real Mr. X., an exceedingly wealthy man, had ordered
a jeweller to meet him at the club with a recent purchase, sent a
telegram from the latter saying that the setting would not be completed
till the next day, and had then gone to the club and personated this
member, who he knew only used it upon rare occasions.
Another more impudent fraud was the case of a discharged club waiter,
who, disguising himself in a pair of blue spectacles, actually walked
into the club-house from which he had been dismissed two days before,
and, giving a well-known member’s name, cashed a cheque. He victimized
two other clubs in the same manner, and was eventually detected at a
fourth.
One of the smaller West End clubs was formerly renowned for its
mechanical hall-porter, an individual who had but an arm and a leg, and
moved, it was said, entirely by machinery, the creaking of which, people
declared, could be heard when he handed out letters.
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