London Clubs: Their History & TreasuresNevill, Ralph
History
London Clubs: Their History & Treasures
Nevill, Ralph
Clubs -- England -- London; London (England) -- Social life and customs
In the autumn most members of London clubs become wanderers, their
houses being given over to painters and decorators, whilst they receive
the hospitality of other clubs. A few, amongst which are the National
Liberal and the Garrick, never close; and, indeed, the membership of the
former is too large for this club to be received by any other. The
painting and decorating in clubs which never leave their habitations is
done by easy stages, one or two rooms at a time being given over to the
workmen engaged upon the renovating process which London smoke renders
so necessary.
Whilst club-life, on the whole, has become less formal and ceremonious,
a certain number of old-established clubs still maintain a grave
solemnity of tone, and such institutions generally contain a
considerable number of “permanent officials”—the class which, whatever
party may nominally be in control, really runs the country.
These men, whose lives are passed at various Government Offices, in
course of time acquire a peculiar look and manner, so entirely different
from that of ordinary humanity that the careful observer and student of
the “permanent official” is irresistibly prompted to inquire whether he
can ever have been young? The cut of his clothes, his walk, his
mannerisms, and the stately slowness of his movements, all betoken a
life passed amidst Government forms, schedules, and official papers.
Everything he does is prompted by routine, even to the ordering of a
generally well-chosen and moderate dinner.
As he is perfectly aware of the fact that he belongs to the real ruling
caste of the land, the permanent official not unnaturally exudes the
dignity which he feels is necessary to his high position. One pictures
him in a tornado or an earthquake still speaking in the same measured
tones, and briefly asking (for he is generally a man of few words) who
is responsible?
The permanent official, when married, generally has a very presentable
wife, chosen no doubt, like his dinner, with a view to not upsetting the
even tenor of his daily round. It is, however, almost impossible to
believe that he has ever been in love. If he has, any amorous
communications penned by him must, one is sure, have been carefully
copied and docketed for future reference.
Many permanent officials—but not those of the Foreign Office, who are
generally agreeable men of the world—develop into mere automata,
radiating a sort of orderly gloom.
The majority live to a good age, in latter years evolving into an even
less vivacious type—the “retired permanent official”—very solemn and
silent, not infrequently pompous, speaking scarcely at all.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account