London Clubs: Their History & TreasuresNevill, Ralph
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London Clubs: Their History & Treasures
Nevill, Ralph
Clubs -- England -- London; London (England) -- Social life and customs
The next evening when there happened to be another election, Sheridan
arrived at Brooks’s, arm in arm with the Prince of Wales, just ten
minutes before the balloting began. Being shown into the candidates’
waiting-room, the waiter was ordered to tell Mr. Selwyn that the Prince
desired to speak with him in the room below-stairs immediately. Selwyn
obeyed the summons without delay, and Sheridan entertained him for half
an hour with a political story, which interested him very much, but
which, of course, was a pure invention.
During this time the ballot proceeded, Sheridan being duly elected. The
satisfactory result was announced to the Prince and the successful
candidate by the entrance of the waiter, who made the preconcerted
signal by stroking his chin with his hand. Sheridan immediately got up,
and, apologizing for an absence of a few minutes, told Selwyn “that the
Prince would finish the narrative, the end of which he would find very
remarkable.”
Sheridan then went upstairs, and was formally introduced to the members
by Fox, being welcomed in the most flattering manner.
The Prince, however, was left in a very awkward position, for, not
having paid much attention to the nonsensical story told by Sheridan to
Selwyn, he found himself all at sea. After floundering about for some
time, he at last burst out with: “To tell you the truth, I know as
little about this infernal story which Sherry has left me to finish as
an unborn child; but never mind, Selwyn, let’s go upstairs, and I dare
say Fox, or some of them, will be able to tell you all about it.”
Accordingly the couple proceeded to the club-room, where the puzzled
Selwyn soon had his eyes completely opened to the whole manœuvre, when,
on his entrance, Sheridan, rising, made him a low bow, and thus
addressed him:
“’Pon my honour, Mr. Selwyn, I beg pardon for being absent so long; but
the fact is, I happened to drop into devilish good company. They have
just been making me a member without even one black ball, and here I
am.”
“The devil they have!” exclaimed Selwyn.
“Facts speak for themselves,” replied Sheridan; “and as I know you are
very glad of my election, accept my grateful thanks” (pressing his hand
on his breast and bowing very low) “for your friendly suffrage. And now,
if you will sit down by me, I’ll finish my story, for I dare say His
Royal Highness has found considerable difficulty in doing so.”
At first Selwyn was extremely wroth at the trick which had been played
upon him, but before the evening was out he shook hands with Sheridan
and welcomed him to the club.
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