London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"I got up dazed and dejected and went out. The early editions of the
evening papers were already out, and on the contents bill I saw,
'American Millionaire's Motor Accident.' You must all of you have
seen it. I bought it and read at once what I knew I should read.
Mr. Ormond Wall, the Pittsburg millionaire and party, motoring from
Spezzia to Pisa, had come into collision with a wagon and were
overturned; Mr. Wall's condition was critical.
"I went back to my room still dazed, and sat on the bed looking with
unseeing eyes at the face on the wall. And even as I looked,
suddenly it completely disappeared.
"Later I found that Mr. Wall had succumbed to his injuries at what I
take to be that very moment."
Again he was silent.
"Most remarkable," we said; "most extraordinary," and so forth, and
we meant it too.
"Yes," said the stranger. "There are three extraordinary, three most
remarkable, things about my story. One is that it should be possible
for the discoloration in a lodging-house in London not only to form
the features of a gentleman in America, but to have this intimate
association with his existence. It will take Science some time to
explain that. Another is that that gentleman's name should bear any
relation to the spot on which his features were being so curiously
reproduced by some mysterious agency. Is it not so?"
We agreed with him, and our original discussion on supernatural
manifestations set in again with increased excitement, during which
the narrator of the amazing experience rose and said good-night.
Just as he was at the door, one of the company--I rejoice to think it
was Spanton--recalled us to the cause of our excited debate by asking
him, before he left, what he considered the third extraordinary thing
in connection with his deeply interesting story. "You said three
things, you know," Spanton reminded him.
"Oh, the third thing," he said, as he opened the door, "I was
forgetting that. The third extraordinary thing about the story is
that I made it up about half an hour ago. Good-night, again."
After coming to our senses we looked round for Rudson-Wayte, who had
brought this snake to bite our bosoms, but he too had disappeared.
CHAPTER XXVIII
IN WHICH WE LOSE A FEW CENTURIES AND FIND A LIVING-PICTURE BY SIR
DAVID WILKIE
The Director in his search for primitive English music had tidings of
two old Morris dancers in an Oxfordshire village, survivals from the
past when the whole of that county fostered the art, and he took me
to see them. Never have I spent a more curious evening.
We left the train at Bicester late on a golden afternoon, and were
driven to a little hamlet a few miles distant where the old fellows
lived. They were brothers: one a widower of seventy, still lissom,
and the other a bachelor of sixty-seven, bent and stiff; and with
them when we arrived was another elderly man, a little their junior,
blowing and beating away at his pipe and tabor as though dear life
depended upon it.
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