London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
That he thinks of his end a good deal, I am sure; but never morbidly,
or with any affectation of sadness, but with the peasant's quiet
acceptance of the fact. All his life he has been a tiller of the
soil: the same soil, year after year, turning it afresh, sowing it
afresh, gathering the harvest afresh, and then beginning all over
again--the best school for patience and acceptivity.
And so, after some ale had been brought, we said good-night and drove
away, for Oxford and London again, or, in other words, for the
twentieth century.
CHAPTER XXIX
IN WHICH NAOMI COMMUNICATES A TREMENDOUS PIECE OF NEWS, AND "PLACIDA"
FIGHTS IT OUT WITH "LAVENDER" AND LOSES
Naomi was very quiet at breakfast and, I thought, very beautiful.
She startled me, afterwards, as I stood at the window, watching the
rain, by asking quietly, "Which would you like, Kent, dear, a girl or
a boy?"
I had a moment's giddiness, but did not show it.
"I almost said 'Both,'" I replied.
"I shouldn't mind," she said. "But in case I disappoint you to that
extent, which do you prefer?"
"I would like it to be what you want," I said. "But little girls are
rather nice, and biggish girls are rather nice, and a daughter to
walk about with when one is white-haired--but erect, of course--is
something to look forward to. But you?"
"Oh yes," said Naomi, "I would like a girl."
"Then let it be a girl," I replied.
How differently things happen in novels and in life. Had I been a
husband in a novel or a play I should have been thunderstruck that
anything of this kind could possibly be happening; while my poor wife
would have crimsoned and hid her face on my shoulder. As it was, we
both laughed a little and I stroked her pretty head; and then she sat
down to add up some accounts and I went to the Zoo. But underneath
we were as conscious of the epoch-making moment as any of the
husbands in the novels who, try as they may, cannot succeed in
anticipating these somewhat trite events.
A few days later we began seriously to consider the question of
names. I found on a bookstall a little pocket encyclopædia which
gave two of its precious pages to columns and columns of girls' names
in small print, in alphabetical order. Some of these names I will
admit were outside the domain of practical politics. Jezebel, for
example. No child of mine shall ever be called Jezebel, nor do I
care much for Judith; although Judy I think pretty. But Naomi would
have a boy rather than call her daughter Judy. Privately I may say
that I believe that Naomi wants a boy; I believe that all women would
like their babies to be sons. But she pretends that her wishes
coincide with mine, and, after all, a girl is the next thing to a boy.
Beginning at the wrong end, our first duty was to examine the claims
of Zoë, but that did not take long. No child of ours, we decided,
should have a name that carried a diæresis with it. That is an
axiom. Zoë therefore went.
"Zena?" I said.
"Certainly not," replied Naomi.
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