London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"I laid my plans very carefully. I converted a sufficient amount of
stock into cash; I made my will, leaving everything to the
establishment of a certain kind of night refuge in London for the
homeless, wherever they were most needed; and then I disappeared.
This was not difficult. I took a passage to America. Between
Liverpool and Queenstown I shaved off my long beard and moustache and
changed my clothes. At Queenstown I left my stateroom, after
depositing a last letter on the table, and went ashore among a crowd
of other passengers. There I took train at once and was soon in
London again, where I shipped for Australia and the South Seas.
Meanwhile, that had happened on the steamer which I had foreseen. My
stateroom was not opened until some hours after the vessel was on her
way to America, and the contents of the letter there led people to
assume that I had jumped overboard. I was therefore dead. A
sufficient time having elapsed, the courts officially presumed my
death, my estate was wound up, and I was a thing of the past. Any
reasonably careful man can disappear still, in spite of Marconi and
all the other modern obstacles, provided he has not committed a
crime. And it was easier then."
"Were the night refuges built?" I asked.
"Oh yes," he said. "I have slept in one. A most curious experience.
"Arrived in Sydney I opened a banking account in my new name, made
some investments, and passed on to the South Seas, where, for fifteen
years, I lived a calm life, succeeding commercially, as I was bound
to do, and happier perhaps than not, although happiness was never in
my grasp, nor could it be. Then gradually the desire once more to be
in London became very powerful; while an absolute mania seized me
again to see pictures. Particularly one picture. That it would be
safe, I felt sure, for I was much changed and had had few intimate
friends at any time."
He paused, tired with his effort, and lay still.
"I must tell you," he continued, "that I had been not only a great
lover of pictures wherever they were to be seen, but a collector too.
At the time of my disappearance I had one of the best small private
collections in the country. Such, however, had been my disgust with
life that it included these pictures too, and in my rage and haste to
have broken with everything, I was ready to break with them as well,
and my will gave instructions for all my pictures to be sold save one
little jewel of paint, the very gem of the collection--a small
Madonna which has been attributed to Verrocchio--and this I left to
the National Gallery. It was this picture that I felt I must at any
risk again see. I therefore sold my South Sea business, wound up my
affairs, and returned to London, again a rich man, finding a lodging
in this house. That was seven years ago.
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