London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
After visiting Naomi to tell her of the state of things upstairs, I
returned to Mr. Carstairs' room and awaited the doctor. The sick man
did not recover consciousness. It was then necessary to inform the
Misses Packer and telephone to the undertaker, and this I agreed to
do. Before, however, I descended to the basement with my grim
message, I secured some paper and string, made a parcel of the little
Verrocchio, and placed it on a shelf in my room. Having agreed to
carry out this peculiar and delicate commission, I meant to do it
thoroughly.
Miss Laura and Miss Emma took the demise of Mr. Carstairs as a
personal affront. I gathered that he had never been a favourite with
them, although his money was good and he gave no trouble; but to die
under their roof they held to be an action not only ungentlemanly but
dishonest.
"Brings such a bad name on a house to have anyone die in it," said
Miss Laura. "I shouldn't be at all surprised if Mr. Spanton were to
leave. Of course with you, sir, it's different, you not being
acquainted with the deceased, and two floors away, whereas Mr.
Spanton's so close."
Having had another look at the mysterious cupboard, I thought it best
to obtain the services of a lawyer before proceeding further; and
together we looked for the will. It was easily found, and on reading
it I discovered that the old fellow had truly inserted my name as his
executor with a firm hand some days before he asked me: not a bad
divination of my besetting complaisance! I discovered also something
that caused the Misses Packer not only to change their tone with
regard to the deceased but send them cheerfully to his funeral in new
and becoming mourning, for he left them each fifty pounds in
recognition of their unremitting kindness, and asked to be allowed to
pay for the new papering and whitewashing of his rooms. To Mrs.
Wiles he left ten pounds, and to his executor, "to compensate him for
any unusual worry, vexation, and expense to which he may be put,"
five hundred pounds--an amount which seemed to perplex the lawyer not
a little. "You're very lucky, my dear sir," he said. "Why, there's
nothing to do!" If the Law only knew!
We buried John Carstairs at Kensal Green, and I ordered the
stonecutter to place on his tombstone the words, from the Song of
Solomon, "O thou fairest among women," and to this hour the honest
fellow thinks I am mad.
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