London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
The next day Mr. Furley sent down a note to Naomi asking her to be
sure to drop in at the Shakespeare Electric Theatre (shameless name!)
in Tottenham Court Road, if she was in that neighbourhood. So we
both dropped in, and there, suddenly, as a series of pictures
representing the meeting of Parliament on the day of the great debate
was thrown upon the screen, my blood turned cold, for among the other
passers-by I saw myself. No one who has ever seen himself walk is
likely to get over the shock, especially in the slightly accelerated
gait of the cinema. Swift's "forked radish" does not compare as a
reminder of littleness and mortality, and I am now convinced that
Parliament should be approached either in cabs or on roller skates.
One sometimes wonders if the New World was not invented to destroy
the mental balance of the Old. There is something sinister in the
thought that America was discovered in the year that Lorenzo de'
Medici died. With Lorenzo's life the richest period of generous and
stimulating intellectual activity that man has seen--that revival of
art and learning which we call the Renaissance--may be said to have
come to an end. At that moment Columbus ran his prow against the
land which was to produce in its greatest profusion everything which
Giotto and his followers would most cordially condemn. Sitting in
this picture palace, where my own gauche contours had been so
disconcertingly sprung upon me, and watching scenes comic and scenes
dramatic, carefully built up false stories of wild life and so forth,
all passing dazzlingly across the sheet to the accompaniment of a
clockwork _obbligato_ and a piano, and all due to that amazing
Edisonian inventiveness, I realized for the first time what a menace
to human endeavour it has the chance of becoming, and how opposed to
the humanist spirit. How many picture palaces London boasts I have
no notion, but let us say at a hazard two hundred. Each is open from
noon till eleven at night continuously, and each contains daily, let
us say, six hundred persons. These figures are probably far too low,
but they will serve. That makes twelve thousand persons for every
day of the year (for they open on Sundays), in London alone, watching
a mechanical device which illustrates the activities of others. Not
an ounce of personality--just sheer hard mechanism, whose only
purpose is to beguile, to prevent thought.
I have not said all this to Mr. Furley, but if I did he would agree
with me; for, like all men who derive their livelihood from concerns
that exist for the amusement of their fellows, he is a cynic.
The next time I met him after the Tottenham Court Road experience he
had an amused expression. "How did you like it?" he inquired.
"It was horrible," I said. "But where was your photographer? I saw
no one about."
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