London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Our party was enormous and a tremendous responsibility for me, who
foolishly undertook to pilot it; for, in addition to ourselves, who
knew a little French and Italian, there were two maids who knew none,
one of them being the children's nurse, and the other Mrs. Wynne's
new maid, who was advertised for as not objecting to going abroad,
and replied that she was "fond of travail."
I pass over the horrors of the journey. No one who vividly
remembered his railway experiences would ever go to Italy again; but
Providence has a kindly way of blurring them or relegating them to a
distant background behind Italian joys. One quaint experience the
last stage offered. In the confusion of Bologna's crowded platforms,
and the absence of any official who knew anything, and the lateness
of our train, and the changing into the next, which was, like all
Italian trains, packed with passengers before we could reach it,
there had been no opportunity that I considered safe to buy any
refreshments. As, therefore, the appalling journey lengthened out
between Bologna and Rimini, where the line hits the Adriatic coast
and thereafter clings to it for many miles, we were all conscious of
the pangs of hunger.
In despair I explored the train for food, hoping against hope, and
came upon a peasant in a corner with a basket at his feet from which
oozed a thick fluid. That it would prove to be inedible I was
confident; but none the less I asked him what it was, and behold,
when he opened the mouth of the basket it was eggs. To his immense
astonishment I led him to the compartment which we had at last
obtained, and, to his greater surprise, he watched us each consume
one or more of his eggs broken into the cup of a pocket flask. Even
Naomi, whose horror of a raw egg amounts in England to a mania, took
one; even the children took one, with a reverence and distortion
proper only to medicine.
The strange part of the story, which otherwise lacks all the elements
of excitement, is, that when I offered the man some money he refused
it. It had given him pleasure to be of use to us, he said. He would
on no account accept any payment. Noble egg-merchant of Rimini, may
you have many children, and may they have many children, and so come
to repopulate and regenerate Italy! But, he said, if we really
wished to make some return, he would greatly esteem a taste of the
liquor which the flask contained and which some of us had poured into
the broken eggs. I therefore handed him a cup of the national
beverage of Caledonia, which he took at a gulp, and the last we saw
of our good Samaritan was his honest, sunburned face in spasms of
astonishment at its strength, and the last we heard of him was his
strangling gasps as he fought with the unaccustomed draught. I
looked for him after in Rimini but never saw him more.
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