Had Mathew Kearney but read the second sheet of his correspondent’s letter,
it is more than likely that Dick had not taken such a gloomy view of his
condition. Mr. McKeown’s epistle continued in this fashion: ‘That ought to
do for him, Mathew, or my name ain’t Tom McKeown. It is not that he is any
worse or better than other young fellows of his own stamp, but he has the
greatest scamp in Christendom for his daily associate. Atlee is deep in
all the mischief that goes on in the National press. I believe he is a
head-centre of the Fenians, and I know he has a correspondence with the
French socialists, and that Rights-of-labour-knot of vagabonds who meet at
Geneva. Your boy is not too wise to keep himself out of these scrapes,
and he is just, by name and station, of consequence enough to make these
fellows make up to and flatter him. Give him a sound fright, then, and when
he is thoroughly alarmed about his failure, send him abroad for a short
tour, let him go study at Halle or Heidelberg--anything, in short, that
will take him away from Ireland, and break off his intimacy with this Atlee
and his companions. While he is with you at Kilgobbin, don’t let him make
acquaintance with those Radical fellows in the county towns. Keep him down,
Mathew, keep him down; and if you find that you cannot do this, make him
believe that you’ll be one day lords of Kilgobbin, and the more he has to
lose the more reluctant he’ll be to risk it. If he’d take to farming, and
marry some decent girl, even a little beneath him in life, it would save
you all uneasiness; but he is just that thing now that brings all the
misery on us in Ireland. He thinks he’s a gentleman because he can do
nothing; and to save himself from the disgrace of incapacity, ‘he’d like to
be a rebel.’
If Mr. Tom McKeown’s reasonings were at times somewhat abstruse and hard of
comprehension to his friend Kearney, it was not that he did not bestow
on them due thought and reflection; and over this private and strictly
confidential page he had now meditated for hours.
‘Bad luck to me,’ cried he at last, ‘if I see what he’s at. If I’m to tell
the boy he is ruined to-day, and to-morrow to announce to him that he is a
lord--if I’m to threaten him now with poverty, and the morning after I’m to
send him to Halle, or Hell, or wherever it is--I’ll soon be out of my mind
myself through bare confusion. As to having him “down,” he’s low enough;
but so shall I be too, if I keep him there. I’m not used to seeing my house
uncomfortable, and I cannot bear it.’
Such were some of his reflections, over his agent’s advice; and it may be
imagined that the Machiavellian Mr. McKeown had fallen upon a very inapt
pupil.
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