Lord William Beresford, V.C., Some Memories of a Famous Sportsman, Soldier and WitMenzies, Stuart, Mrs.
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Lord William Beresford, V.C., Some Memories of a Famous Sportsman, Soldier and Wit
Menzies, Stuart, Mrs.
Beresford, William Leslie de la Poer, Lord, 1847-1900
Lord William never lost his sparkle or his pluck and he never sported
a corporation, but the unceasing energy of his life was telling on
him. It was quite useless begging him to take things more easily
for it was not possible to him. How he did enjoy a joke! I think it
was in 1885 when he was home on this leave that he went with me to
Rose’s toyshop in Sloane Street to find some toy to amuse a small
boy of mine that was delicate. While we were wandering round the
shop a friend came and spoke to me, so Lord William continued his
prowl, looking for likely things. When at liberty once more I found
him with a neat parcel in one hand, and he exclaimed, “I have the
very thing.” “What?” I asked. “Oh, come along, and I will explain
it to you,” so we marched out. I was then told the parcel contained
“Parlour Fireworks.” I suggested they were rather dangerous things,
but the idea was pooh-poohed. They were only pretty coloured lights
that threw up harmless sprays of blue, green and red powdery flame.
One of them he lit in the drawing-room fender to show me how harmless
they were. It seemed all right, so as soon as he had gone and it was
growing dark the small boy, myself and nurses proceeded on to the
flat roof of the house we were then renting in Park Lane, in the
narrow end near Gloucester House, where we felt well protected by the
Duke of Cambridge’s policeman always stationed at his door. The first
few Roman candles we lit were a success and caused great delight,
then I found a queer little box with rules where to light it. I
faithfully followed all the instructions. At first nothing happened,
then suddenly the air was alive with rifle-like reports in rapid
succession, while live squibs, things I believe called crackers,
were flying about cracking in every direction all over the tops of
the houses. What a commotion there was! The policeman ran in every
direction at once and blew his whistle, the jaded sleeping horse in
the laundry van at our area railings suddenly awoke, curled its tail
over its back pug-dog fashion, and set off for all it was worth,
leaving the man in charge, still in the kitchen, probably enjoying
good things. Everybody in the neighbourhood shouted, while we all
scrambled helter-skelter down the narrow staircase leading from
the roof, and on which housemaids had left various pails to dry and
air. These in our haste to descend and hide our heads, we charged,
hurtling them down the stairs in front of us, making a horrible
clatter.
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