Lord William Beresford, V.C., Some Memories of a Famous Sportsman, Soldier and WitMenzies, Stuart, Mrs.
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Lord William Beresford, V.C., Some Memories of a Famous Sportsman, Soldier and Wit
Menzies, Stuart, Mrs.
Beresford, William Leslie de la Poer, Lord, 1847-1900
Superstition is a thing I suppose that can hardly be described or
accounted for, as some of the happenings in our lives refuse to be
explained by any hitherto understood methods or any rules or lines of
our acquaintance; and also there are times when we are not ourselves,
oh strange and bitter paradox!
Lord William’s way of keeping people in order was very much to the
point generally, and yet he did it very charmingly. An A.D.C. once
had been hauled over the coals by him, and at the end of it said,
“What a good fellow Lord Bill is, how thoroughly he rubbed me down,
and yet how like a gentleman.”
Another rather amusing instance was when the Rajah of Nabha was
giving a party or entertainment to Lord Lansdowne. A conjurer had
been engaged to amuse those present; he was a rather persistent
personage, at that time wandering round India seeking a living, and
performing at native courts.
Lord William, who of course had the arranging of all this sort of
functions, told this professor his entertainment must not last more
than twenty minutes; this he strongly objected to, declaring it
would entirely spoil his show, did not give him a chance, and so
on, he would require at least an hour. While expressing his sorrow
at causing so much annoyance and disappointment, Lord Bill stuck to
his point and said not more than twenty minutes could possibly be
allowed; he evidently saw defiance in the man’s attitude, and made
his arrangements accordingly.
The performance began, Lord William looking on, watch in hand. At
the end of a quarter of an hour the British magician was warned he
had only five minutes more. He took no notice, and continued his
lofty way. At the end of twenty minutes he was told to stop. Still
he took no notice, continuing his tricks and patter, when at a sign
from Lord William a native conjurer, who had been watching huddled
up in a corner, bounded into the middle of the floor with a tom-tom
and commenced a most deafening and unearthly noise. A tom-tom, it
should be explained, is a rattling sort of thing rather like a drum
gone wrong. The native had been waiting for the sign of command,
watching the conjurer much as a terrier watches a rat, waiting to be
told to “Go.” This indignity was too much for the white performer, he
collapsed, and the native then proceeded to make mango trees grow in
a few seconds out of stones and from under flower-pots, etc. Those
present were much tickled at the whole proceeding.
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