Adventure stories, American; American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories; Western stories
“Funny—laughed so hard—ain’t what I want to say. My idea is . . . what
wash it? Oh, got it! Funny how ideas slip. Elusive idea—chasin’
elusive idea—great sport. Ever chase rabbits, Percy, my frien’? I had
dog—great rabbit dog. Whash ’is name? Don’t know name—never had no
name—forget name—elusive name—chasin’ elusive name—no, idea—elusive idea,
but got it—what I want to say was—O hell!”
Thereafter there was silence for a long time. O’Brien slipped from their
arms to a sitting posture on the stoop, where he slept gently. Mucluc
Charley chased the elusive idea through all the nooks and crannies of his
drowning consciousness. Leclaire hung fascinated upon the delayed
utterance. Suddenly the other’s hand smote him on the back.
“Got it!” Mucluc Charley cried in stentorian tones.
The shock of the jolt broke the continuity of Leclaire’s mental process.
“How much to the pan?” he demanded.
“Pan nothin’!” Mucluc Charley was angry. “Idea—got it—got leg-hold—ran
it down.”
Leclaire’s face took on a rapt, admiring expression, and again he hung
upon the other’s lips.
“ . . . O hell!” said Mucluc Charley.
At this moment the kitchen door opened for an instant, and Curly Jim
shouted, “Go home!”
“Funny,” said Mucluc Charley. “Shame idea—very shame as mine. Le’s go
home.”
They gathered O’Brien up between them and started. Mucluc Charley began
aloud the pursuit of another idea. Leclaire followed the pursuit with
enthusiasm. But O’Brien did not follow it. He neither heard, nor saw,
nor knew anything. He was a mere wobbling automaton, supported
affectionately and precariously by his two business associates.
They took the path down by the bank of the Yukon. Home did not lie that
way, but the elusive idea did. Mucluc Charley giggled over the idea that
he could not catch for the edification of Leclaire. They came to where
Siskiyou Pearly’s boat lay moored to the bank. The rope with which it
was tied ran across the path to a pine stump. They tripped over it and
went down, O’Brien underneath. A faint flash of consciousness lighted
his brain. He felt the impact of bodies upon his and struck out madly
for a moment with his fists. Then he went to sleep again. His gentle
snore arose on the air, and Mucluc Charley began to giggle.
“New idea,” he volunteered, “brand new idea. Jes’ caught it—no trouble
at all. Came right up an’ I patted it on the head. It’s mine. ’Brien’s
drunk—beashly drunk. Shame—damn shame—learn’m lesshon. Trash Pearly’s
boat. Put ’Brien in Pearly’s boat. Casht off—let her go down Yukon.
’Brien wake up in mornin’. Current too strong—can’t row boat ’gainst
current—mush walk back. Come back madder ’n hatter. You an’ me headin’
for tall timber. Learn ’m lesshon jes’ shame, learn ’m lesshon.”
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