"Take me to some place," said I, "that is neither too high nor too low. Let me see, or hear something I can understand--something that is popular with the majority of Londoners; so that I may be able to form an idea of their tastes and habits." "All right," answered Cannon, "I'll take you to several places of the sort; and you can judge for yourself. You wish to witness the amusements most popular among, what might be called, the middle classes? Well, we shall first visit a concert hall, or music room. The Londoners profess to be a musical people; and it must be admitted that much, both of their time and money, is expended in listening to vocal and instrumental performances. It is in the theatres and music halls, that one may best meet the people of London--not the very lowest class of them; but those who profess, and fancy themselves up to a high standard of civilisation. Come on!" Yielding myself to the guidance of my sage companion, I followed him into the street. Volume Three, Chapter XXVII. LONDON CONCERT SINGERS. It was about nine o'clock in the evening, when we entered, what Cannon called, one of the most "respectable music halls" in London. I discovered the "entertainment" to consist of one or more persons standing upon a stage, before a large assemblage of people, and screaming in such a manner, that not a word could be understood of the subject, about which they were supposed to be singing! To make secure, against any chance of a sensible sound reaching the ears of the audience, several instruments of music were being played at the same time; and the combined effect of the screams, yells, moans, groans, and other agonising noises proceeding from both singers and musicians, nearly drove me distracted. When an act of this "entertainment," was over; and the creatures producing it were on the point of retiring, the entire audience commenced clapping their hands, stamping their feet on the floor, and making other ridiculous demonstrations. In my simplicity, I fancied that this fracas arose from their satisfaction at getting rid of the hideous screaching that had come from the stage. I was told, however, that I was mistaken in this; and I afterwards learnt, that the clapping of hands and stamping of feet were intended to express the pleasure of the audience at what had been causing me positive pain! I could see that these people had really been amused, or pretended that such had been the case; and I fervently prayed, that I should never be afflicted with the "refinement" that could cause me to take an interest in the exhibition which appeared to have amused them. While the storm of applause was raging, a man would spring up, and announce the name of the next performer, or performers--though not a word of what he said could be heard. During this "intellectual" entertainment, the audience were urged to give orders for refreshments, which were served to them by men moving about in "hammer-claw coats" and white "chokers."