Love-Letters Between a Nobleman and His SisterBehn, Aphra
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Love-Letters Between a Nobleman and His Sister
Behn, Aphra
Epistolary fiction, English
on--This lady, sir, I mean----she is my wife, my lawful married wife.’
At this _Sylvia_ could no longer hold her patience within its bounds,
but with that other hand he had left her, she struck him a box on the
ear, that almost staggered him, coming unawares; and as she struck,
she cried aloud, ‘Thou liest, base villain----and I will be revenged;’
and flinging herself out of his hand, she got on the other side of
_Octavio_, while the whole company remained confounded at what they
saw and heard. ‘How,’ cried out old _Sebastian_, uncle to _Octavio_,
’. woman, this? By my troth, sweet lady, (if you be one) methought you
were a very pretty fellow.’ And turning to _Brilliard_, he
cried,--’Why, what sir, then it seems all this noise of betraying the
State was but a cuckold’s dream. Hah! and this wonderful and dangerous
plot, was but one upon your wife, sir; hah,----was it so? Marry, sir,
at this rate, I rather think it is you have a design of betraying the
State----you cuckoldy knaves, that bring your handsome wives to seduce
our young senators from their sobriety and wits.’ ‘Are these the
recompenses,’ replied _Brilliard_, ‘you give the injured, and in lieu
of restoring me my right, am I reproached with the most scandalous
infamy that can befall a man?’ ‘Well, sir,’ replied _Sebastian_, ‘is
this all you have to charge this gentleman with?’ At which he bowed,
and was silent----and _Sebastian_ continued--’If your wife, sir, have
a mind to my nephew, or he to her, it should have been your care to
have forbid it, or prevented it, by keeping her under lock and key, if
no other way to be secured; and, sir, we do not sit here to relieve
fools and cuckolds; if your lady will be civil to my nephew, what is
that to us: let her speak for herself: what say you, madam?’--’I say,’
replied _Sylvia_, ‘that this fellow is mad and raves, that he is my
vassal, my servant, my slave; but, after this, unworthy of the meanest
of these titles.’ This she spoke with a disdain that sufficiently
shewed the pride and anger of her soul----’La you, sir,’ replied
_Sebastian_, ‘you are discharged your lady’s service; it is a plain
case she has more mind to the young Count than the husband, and we
cannot compel people to be honest against their inclinations.’ And
coming down from the seat where he sat, he embraced _Octavio_ a
hundred times, and told the board, he was extremely glad they found
the mighty plot, but a vagary of youth, and the spleen of a jealous
husband or lover, or whatsoever other malicious thing; and desired the
angry man might be discharged, since he had so just a provocation as
the loss of a mistress. So all laughing at the jest, that had made so
great a noise among the grave and wise, they freed them all: and
_Sebastian_ advised his nephew, that the next cuckold he made, he
would make a friend of him first, that he might hear of no more
complaints against him. But _Octavio_ very gravely replied; ‘Sir, you
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