Courtship -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction
That masterpiece of fiction, “the Prospectus,” * diffused its gorgeous
light far and near, lit up the dark mine, and showed the minerals
shining and the jewels peeping; shone broad over the smiling fields,
soon to be plowed, reaped, and mowed by machinery; and even illumined
the depths of the sea, whence the buried treasures of ancient and
modern times were about to be recovered by the Diving-bell Company.
* There is a little unlicked anonymuncule going scribbling
about, whose creed seems to be that a little camel, to be
known, must be examined and compared with other quadrupeds,
but that the great arts can be judged out of the depths of a
penny-a-liner's inner consciousness, and to be rated and
ranked need not be compared _inter se._ Applying the
microscope to the method of the novelist, but diverting the
glass from the learned judge's method in Biography, the
learned historian's method in History, and the daily
chronicler's method in dressing _res gestoe_ for a journal,
this little addle-pate has jumped to a comparative estimate,
not based on comparison, so that all his blindfold
vituperation of a noble art is chimera, not reasoning; it
is, in fact, a retrograde step in science and logic. This is
to evade the Baconian method, humble and wise, and crawl
back to the lazy and self-confident system of the ancients,
that kept the world dark so many centuries. It is [Greek]
versus Induction. “[Greek],” ladies, is “divination by means
of an ass's skull.” A pettifogger's skull, however, will
serve the turn, provided that pettifogger has been bitten
with an insane itch for scribbling about things so
infinitely above his capacity as the fine arts. Avoid this
sordid dreamer, and follow, in letters as in science, the
Baconian method! Then you will find that all uninspired
narratives are more or less inexact, and that one, and one
only, Fiction proper, has the honesty to antidote its errors
by professing inexactitude. You will find that the
Historian, Biographer, Novelist, and Chronicler are all
obliged _to paint upon their data_ with colors the
imagination alone can supply, and all do it--alive or dead.
You will find that Fiction, as distinguished from neat
mendacity, has not one form upon earth, but a dozen. You
will find the most habitually, willfully, and inexcusably
inaccurate, with the means of accuracy under its nose, that
form of fiction called “anonymous criticism,” political and
literary; the most equivocating, perhaps, is the
“imaginavit,” better known at Lincoln's Inn as the
“affidavit.” In the article of exaggeration, the mildest and
tamest are perhaps History and the Novel, the boldest and
most sparkling is the Advertisement, but the grandest,
ablest, most gorgeous and plausibly exaggerating is surely
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