Courtship -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction
“Dem your impudence! I'll cross-buttock yah!”
“Hold your tongue, Bill--queering a gent. Draw it mild, captain.
Debtancosts ain't paid yet. Here they come, though.”
Lucy returned swiftly, holding aloft a slip of paper.
“There, sir, that is a check for 90 pounds; it is the same thing as
money, you are doubtless aware.” The man took it and inspected it
keenly.
“Very sorry, marm, but can't take it. It's a lady's check.”
“What! is it not written properly?”
“Beautiful, marm. But when we takes these beautiful-wrote checks to
the bank, the cry is always, 'No assets.'”
“But Uncle Bazalgette said everybody would give me money for it.”
“What! is Mr. Bazalgette your uncle, marm? then you go to him, and get
his check in place of yours, and the captain will be free as the birds
in the hair.”
“Oh, thank you, sir,” cried Lucy, and the next minute she was in Mr.
Bazalgette's study. “Uncle, don't be angry with me: it is for no
unworthy purpose; only don't ask me; it might mortify another; but
_would_ you give me a check of your own for mine? They will not
receive mine.”
Mr. Bazalgette looked grave, and even sad; but he sat quietly down
without a word, and drew her a check, taking hers, which he locked in
his desk. The tears were in Lucy's eyes at his gravity and his
delicacy. “Some day I will tell you,” said she. “I have nothing to
reproach myself, indeed--indeed.”
“Make the rogue--or jade--give you a receipt,” groaned Bazalgette.
“All right, marm, this time. Captain, the world is hall before you
where to chewse. But this is for ninety, marm;” and he put his hand
very slowly into his pocket.
“Do me the favor to keep the rest for your trouble, sir.”
“Trouble's a pleasure, marm. It is not often we gets a tip for taking
a gent. Ve are funk shin hairies as is not depreciated, mam, and the
more genteel we takes 'em the rougher they cuts; and the very women no
more like you nor dark to light; but flies at us like ryal Bengal
tigers, through taking of us for the creditors.”
“Verehas we hare honly servants of the ke veen;” suggested No. 2,
hashing his mistress's English.
“Stow your gab, Bill, and mizzle. Let the captain thank the lady.
Good-day, marm.”
“Oh, my poor friend, what language! and my ill advice threw you into
their company!”
Captain Kenealy told her, in his brief way, that the circumstance was
one of no import, except in so far as it had impeded his discharge of
his duty to her. He then mounted the pony, which had been waiting for
him more than half an hour.
“But it is five o'clock,” said Lucy; “you will be too late for
dinner.”
“Dinner be dem--d,” drawled the man of action, and rode off like a
flash.
“It is to be, then,” said Lucy, and her heart ebbed. It had ebbed and
flowed a good many times in the last hour or two.
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