Love's labor wonSouthworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
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Love's labor won
Southworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
Elopement -- Fiction; Washington (D.C.) -- Fiction
Speculation was rife among the servants of the household. All
understood that something was wrong in the family. The Helmstedt
servants took the part of their master, while the De Lancie negroes
advocated the cause of their mistress. It was a very great trial to
poor old Aunt Hapzibah, the housekeeper, to find her best efforts
unavailing to make her master comfortable in the absence of her
mistress. Every one likes to be appreciated; and no one more than an
old family cook whose glory lies in her art; and so it proved too
much for the philosophy of the old woman, who had taken much pride in
letting “Marse Fillup see that eberyting went on as riglar as dough
Miss Marget was home hersef”--to see her best endeavors unnoticed
and her most _recherché_ dishes untasted. And so--partly for her
own relief, and partly for the edification of her underlings in the
kitchen, she frequently held forth upon the state of affairs in
something like the following style:
“De Lord bress de day an’ hour as ever I toted mysef inter dis here
house! De Lord men’ it I pray! Wonner what Marse Fillup Hempseed mean
a-scornin’ my bes’ cook dishes? Better not keep on a-’spisin’ de Lord’s
good wittles--’deed hadn’ he if he is Marse Fillup Hempseed! Come to
want bread if he does--’deed will he! Set him up! What he ’spect? Sen’
him young ducks an’ green peas? down dey comes ontotch! Try him wid
lily white weal an’ spinnidge? down it come ontaste! Sen’ up spring
chicken an’ sparrowgrass? all de same! I gwine stop of it now, I tell
you good! ’deed is I. I ain’t gwine be fool long o’ Marse Fillup
Hemps’d’s funnelly nonsense no longer! I gwine sen’ him up middlin’
and greens, or mutton an’ turnups--you hear me good, don’t you?”
“I wonder what does ail master?” remarked Hildreth.
“I know what ail him well ’nough! I know de reason why he won’t eat his
wittles!”
“What is it, den?”
“He can’t eat anyt’ing else case he’s--eatin’ his own heart! An’ it
makes men mad--that sort o’ eatin’ does!”
“My Lors!” ejaculated Hildreth, in real or affected horror.
“Eatin’ his own heart,” continued old Hapzibah--“eatin’ his own
heart, wid his black eagle head an’ hook nose poke down in his buzzum
a-chawin’ an’ a-chawin’! Always a-chawin’ an’ a-chawin’! Walkin’ up an’
down de peeazzy a-chawin’ an’ a-chawin’. Stan’in’ up to his screwtaw,
’tendin’ to write, but only a-chawin’ an’ a-chawin’. Settin’ down at de
table, a-chawin’ an’ a-chawin’--not my good wittles, mine you, but his
own heart--always his own heart. He better stop of it, too. It won’t
’gest, nor likewise ’gree wid him, nor udderwise fetch Miss Marget home
one minit ’fore she thinks proper for to come.”
“Well, den, ennyways, t’ink it ’pears mon’ous strange your Miss Marget
don’t come home ef our Marse Fillup wants her to come,” here put in old
Neptune, one of the Helmstedt negroes.
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