From beginning to end of this piece there was not a single line of real
humor, a spark of human sentiment, a gleam of intelligence; it was a
kind of delirium tremens of the drama. To Thyrsis it seemed as if a
whole civilization, with all its resources of science and art--its music
and painting and costumes, its poets and composers, its actors, singers,
orchestra, and audience--had all at once fallen victims to an attack of
St. Vitus’ dance. He sat and listened, while the theatre full of people
roared and howled its applause; while the family beside him--mother and
father and daughters--laughed over jokes that made him ashamed to
turn and look at them. In the end the realization of what this scene
meant--not only the break-down of a civilization, but the trap in which
his own spirit was caught--made him sick and faint all over. He had to
ask to be excused, and went out and sat in the lobby until the “show”
was done.
The family found him there, and the bride-to-be inquired if he “felt
better”; then, looking at his pale face, an idea occurred to her, and
after a bit of hesitation, she asked him if he would not stay to dinner.
In her mind was the conflict between pity for this poor boy, and doubt
as to the fitness of his costume; and Thyrsis, having read her mind in
a flash, was divided between his humiliation, and his desire for some
food. In the end the baser motive won; he buried his pride, and went to
dinner.--And so, as the fates had planned it, the impulse to his next
book was born.
Section 6. There came another guest to the meal--the rector of the
fashionable church which the family attended at home. He was a
young man, renowned for the charm of his oratory; smooth-shaven,
pink-and-white-cheeked, exquisite in his manners, gracious and
insinuating. His ideas and his language and his morals were all as
perfectly polished as his finger-nails; and never before in his life had
Thyrsis had such a red rag waved in his face. But he had come there for
the dinner, and he attended to that, and let Dr. Holland provide the
flow of soul; until at the very end, when the doctor was sipping his
_demi-tasse_.
The conversation had come, by some devious route, to Vegetarianism;
and the clergyman was disapproving of it. That made no difference to
Thyrsis, who was not a vegetarian, and knew nothing about it; but how he
hated the arguments the man advanced! For that which made the doctor
an anti-vegetarian was an attitude to life, which had also made him a
Republican and an Imperialist, a graduate of Harvard and a beneficiary
of the Apostolic Succession. Because life was a survival of the fittest,
and because God had intended the less fit to take the doctor’s word as
their sentence of extermination.
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