It was a new and curious occupation, which opened up to him whole
worlds whose existence he had not previously suspected. Through his
review-writing he had become acquainted with the books that had seen
the light of day; now he made the startling discovery that for every one
that was born, there were hundreds, perhaps thousands, that died in the
womb. He could see how it went--the hordes of half-educated people who
read books and were moved to write something like them. Each manuscript
was a separate tragedy; and often there would be a letter or a preface
to make certain that one did not miss the sense of it. Here would be
a settlement-worker, burning with a message, but unable to draw a
character or to write dialogue; here would be a business-man, who
had studied up the dialect of the region where he spent his summer
vacations, and whose style was so crude that one winced as he turned the
pages; here would be a poor bookkeeper, or a type-writer, or other cog
in the business machine, who had read of the fortunes made by writers of
fiction, and had spent all his hours of leisure for a year in
composing a tale of the _grand monde_, or some feeble imitation of the
sugar-coated “historical romance” of the hour.
Sometimes as he read these manuscripts, a shudder would come over
Thyrsis; how they made him realize the odds in the game of life! These
thousands and tens of thousands panting and striving for success; and
he lost in the throng of them! What madness it seemed to imagine that
he might climb over their heads--that he had been chosen to scale the
heights of fame! Their letters and prefaces sounded like a satire upon
his own attitude, a _reductio ad absurdum_ of his claims to “genius”.
Here, for instance, was a man who wrote to introduce himself as
America’s first epic poet--stating incidentally that he was an inspector
of gas-meters, and had a wife and six children. His poem occupied some
six hundred foolscap sheets, finely bound up by hand; it set forth
the soul-states of a Byron from Alabama--an aristocratic hero who was
refused by the lady of his heart, and voiced his anger and perplexity
in a long speech, two lines of which stamped themselves forever upon the
mind of the reader---
“But I! he cried. My limbs are straight,
My purse well-filled, my veins all F. F. V.!”
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