Mr. Tapping had talked the problems out with him at the
beginning--talking until two o’clock in the morning, in a super-heated
office filled with the smoke of ten thousand dead cigars. He talked
swiftly, eagerly, setting forth his ideas; to Thyrsis it was a most
curious experience--to hear the vision of his inmost soul translated
into the language of the Tenderloin! “Your fiddler’s this kind of a
guy,” Mr. Tapping would say--“he knows he’s got the goods, and he don’t
care whether those old fogies think he’s dippy, or what the hell they
think. Ain’t that the dope, Mr. Author?” And Thyrsis would answer
faintly that he thought that was “the dope.”--This was a word that Mr.
Tapping used every time he opened his mouth, apparently; it designated
all things connected with the play--character, dialogue, action,
scenery, music, costume. “That’s the way to dope it out to them!” he
would cry to the actors.
Miss Lewis, and Mr. Tilford, the leading man, moved through their parts
with dignity; the stage director showed them the “business” he had
laid out, but they did not trouble to act at rehearsals, and he did not
criticize what they did. But all the other people had to be taught their
roles and drilled in them; and that meant that Mr. Tapping had to have
in him five actors and two actresses, and play all their seven parts as
they came. Marvellous it was to see him do this; springing from place to
place, and changing his whole aspect in a flash--now scolding shrewishly
in the words of Violet Hartman, now discoursing, with the accent and
manner of Prof, von Arne, upon the _psychopathia_ _sexualis_ of Genius.
He did not know all the parts, of course; but that was never allowed to
trouble him. He would take a sentence out of the actor’s lips, and then
go on to elaborate it in his Tenderloin dialect; or, if the scene was
highly emotional, and required swift speech, he would fall back upon the
phrase “and so and so, and so and so.” He could run the whole gamut of
human emotions with those words, “and so and so.”
“No, that’s no good!” he would cry to “Mrs. Hartman.” “What are those
words?--‘Wretched, ungrateful son--do you care nothing at all for your
parents’ feelings? Do you owe us nothing for what we have done? And so
and so? And so and so? And so and so?’” Mr. Tapping’s voice would rise
to a wail; and then in a flash he would turn to Moses Rosen (he called
all the actors by their character-names). “That’s your cue, Rosen,
you rush in left centre, and throw up your hands--right here--see? And
what’s your dope?--oh yes--‘I have spent seven thousand dollars on this
thing! You have ruined me! You have betrayed me! And so and so! And
so and so! And so and so!’--And then you run over here to the
professor--‘You have trapped me! And so and so!’”
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