Corydon too was interested in these discoveries, and became skilled at
holding weather-boards while her husband nailed them, and at helping to
unroll and measure roofing-paper, and climbing up the ladder and holding
it in place. Even the baby became fired with the spirit of achievement,
and would get himself a hammer and a board, and plague his parents until
they started a dozen or so of nails for him--after which he would sit
and blissfully pound them into the board, and all but pound them through
the board in his enthusiasm. Before long he even learned to start them
himself; and a most diverting sight it was to see this twenty-two-months
old youngster driving nails like an infant Hercules. For the fastening
of the roofing-paper they used little circular plates of tin called
“cotterels”; and these also Cedric must learn to use. So a new phrase
was added to the vocabulary of “dam-fool talk”. “Bongie cowtoos” was
the name of the operation; for a couple Of years thereafter, whenever
Corydon and Thyrsis wished to be let alone to discuss the problems of
the universe, they would get the baby a hammer and some nails and a
board, and repeat that magic formula, and the problem was solved.
Unfortunately, however, it was not all smooth sailing in the
carpentry-business. There were mashed thumbs and sawed fingers; and
then, in an evil hour, Thyrsis came upon an advertisement which told of
a wonderful new kind of wall-paper which could be applied directly to
laths--thus enabling one to dispense with plaster. He sent for ten or
twelve dollars’ worth of this material, and he and Corydon spent a whole
morning making a mixture of glue and flour-paste and water, and boiling
it in an iron preserving-kettle. But alas, the paper would not paste;
and then they had a painful time. Corydon gave up in disgust, and went
away; but Thyrsis, to whom economy was a kind of disease, would not give
up, and was angry with the other for urging him to give up. He spent
a whole day wrestling with the concoction, and gave himself a headache
with the ghastly odor. But in the end he had to dump it out, and clean
the kettle, and fasten the paper to the lathes with “bongie cowtoos”.
As the strips of paper did not correspond with the studding, he found
himself driving nails into springy laths, an operation most trying
to the temper of any man of letters. One of the trials of this house
forever after was that upon the least jar a corner of the ceiling was
liable to fall loose; and then one would have to get a ladder, and climb
up into a hot region, and pound nails into a broken lath, with dust
sifting down into one’s eyes, and the hammer hitting one’s sore thumb,
and occasioning exclamations not at all suitable for the ears of a
two-year-old intelligence.
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