'She is perfectly right, Miss Ross,' was the mournful answer; 'there is
no blessing to equal good health, and health mainly depends on appetite.
Where would father and I have been if we had not kept our health? It is
a wonderful blessing, is it not, father, that I have been so strong? or
I should have sunk long ago. But, as poor dear mother used to say, there
is no blessing like a good constitution.'
Everyone has his or her style of conversation, just as all authors have
their own peculiar style of writing. Mrs. Baxter, for example, delighted
in iteration; she had a habit of taking a particular word and working it
to death. Michael was the first person to notice this little
peculiarity. After his first visit to Vineyard Cottage, as he was
driving Audrey home in the dog-cart, he said to her:
'Did you notice how often Mrs. Baxter used the same word? I am sure she
said "trouble" fifty times, if she said it once. She is not a
bad-looking young woman, but she is a painfully monotonous talker. I
should say she is totally devoid of originality.'
'I know nothing about health, Mrs. Baxter,' returned Audrey with
aggressive cheerfulness. 'I am always so well, you see. I never had the
doctor in my life, except when I had the measles.'
'And the whooping-cough, Miss Ross. Don't say you have not had the
whooping-cough!'
'Oh yes; when I was a baby. But I hope you do not expect me to remember
that.'
'I am glad to hear it, I am sure, for you gave me quite a turn. There is
nothing worse than having the whooping-cough late in life--it is quite
ruinous to the constitution. You know that, don't you, father?--for
great-aunt Saunders never got rid of it winter and summer. She had a
good constitution, too; never ailed much, and brought up a large
family--though most of them died before her: they had not her
constitution, had they, father? Great-aunt Saunders was a stout-built
sort of woman; but with all her good constitution and regular living she
never got rid of the whooping-cough.'
'Shall I give you a slice of this excellent cake?' asked Audrey
politely, and with a laudable desire to hear no more of great-aunt
Saunders' good constitution, and, to change the subject, she begged for
a recipe of the seed-cake for her mother.
Mrs. Baxter looked almost happy as she gave it. She was an excellent
cook, and her light hand for cakes and pastry, her delicious scones and
crisp short-cake, must have been remembered with regret by the recusant
Joe, and may have had something to do with his anxious claims. Mrs.
Baxter forgot her beloved iteration; her monotonous voice roused into
positive animation as she verbally weighed out quantities.
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