'A great deal depends on the oven, Miss Ross, as I tell Hannah. Many and
many a well-mixed cake has been spoiled by the baking; you may use the
best of materials, but if the oven is over-hot----' and so on, to all of
which Audrey listened with that pleased air of intelligent interest
which once made Michael call her 'the most consummate little hypocrite
on the face of the earth.'
'For you were not a bit interested in listening to old Dr. Sullivan's
account of those beetles,' he said on that occasion. 'You know nothing
about beetles, Audrey. I saw you once yawning behind your hand--which
was positively rude--and yet there you were making big eyes at the dear
old man, and hanging on his words as though they were diamonds and
pearls.'
'You are too hard on me, Michael,' returned Audrey, who was a little
hurt at this accusation. She rarely quarrelled with Michael, but now and
then his keen man's wit was too much for her. 'I was very much
interested in what Dr. Sullivan was saying, although I certainly do not
understand the habits of beetles, any more than I understand the Greek
literature about which you are pleased to talk to me,' in a pointed
tone. 'And if I yawned'--speaking still in an injured voice--'it was
because I had been up half the night with poor little Patience
Atkinson--and I don't like you to call me a hypocrite, when I only meant
to be kind,' finished Audrey, defending herself bravely in spite of an
inward qualm that told her that perhaps Michael was right.
Michael looked at her with one of his rare smiles; he saw the girl was a
little sore.
'My dear,' he said, taking her hand, 'don't be vexed with me. You know
we always speak the truth to each other. You must not mind my little
joke. After all, your friends love you the better for your innocent
hypocrisy. We all pretend a little; conventionality demands it. Which of
us would have the courage to say to any man, "My good friend, do hold
your tongue--you are simply boring me with these everlasting stories"?'
'But, Michael,' persisted Audrey, for she wanted to make this thing very
clear to herself as well as to him, 'I think you are wrong in one thing:
I am really very seldom bored, as you call it. Even if I do not
understand things--if they are not particularly interesting--it pleases
me to listen to people. Old Dr. Sullivan did look so happy with that row
of nasty little beetles before him, that I was quite pleased to watch
him. You know people always talk so well on a subject that interests
them.'
'I know one thing--that there are very few people in the world so
amiable as a certain young lady of my acquaintance. The world would be a
better place to live in if there were more like her----' But here he
checked himself, for he had long ago learnt the useful lesson that
speech is silvern and silence is golden, and that over-much praise
seldom benefited anyone.
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