Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Well, I never!” she said. “Oh, but so like Pepino! How could Bertie
have told he got his sword entangled just like that? And look what he
says.... Oh, and then Me! Just because I met him at Marcia’s party and
people were wanting to know when I had an evening free! Of all the
impertinences! How I shall scold him!”
Lucia did it quite admirably in blissful unconsciousness that Adele knew
she had been here before. She laughed, she looked again and laughed
again (Mrs. Lucas and Lady Brixton in fits of merriment over the cartoon
of Mr. Lucas and herself, thought Hermione.)
“Ah, and there’s Lord Hurtacombe,” she said. “I’m sure that’s Lord
Hurtacombe, though you can’t see much of him, and, look, Olga surely, is
it not? How does he do it?”
That was a very clever identification for one who had not previously
studied the catalogue, for Olga’s face consisted entirely of a large
open mouth and the tip of a chin, it might have been the face of anybody
yawning. Her arms were stretched wide, and she towered above a small man
in shorts.
“The last scene in Siegfried, I’m sure,” said Lucia. “What does the
catalogue say, Stephen? Yes, I am right. ‘Siegfried! Brunnhilde!’ How
wicked, is it not? But killing! Who could be cross with him?”
This was all splendid stuff for Luciaphils; it was amazing how at a
first glance she recognized everybody. The gallery, too, was full of
dears and darlings of a few weeks’ standing, and she completed a little
dinner-party for next Tuesday long before she had made the circuit. All
the time she kept Stephen by her side, looked over his catalogue, put a
hand on his arm to direct his attention to some picture, took a speck of
alien material off his sleeve, and all the time the entranced Adele
felt increasingly certain that she had plumbed the depth of the adorable
situation. Her sole anxiety was as to whether Stephen would plumb it
too. He might--though he didn’t look like it--welcome these little
tokens of intimacy as indicating something more, and when they were
alone attempt to kiss her, and that would ruin the whole exquisite
design. Luckily his demeanour was not that of a favoured swain; it was,
on the other hand, more the demeanour of a swain who feared to be
favoured, and if that shy thing took fright, the situation would be
equally ruined.... To think that the most perfect piece of Luciaphilism
was dependent on the just perceptions of Stephen! As the three made
their slow progress, listening to Lucia’s brilliant identifications,
Adele willed Stephen to understand; she projected a perfect torrent of
suggestion toward his mind. He must, he should understand....
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